Edit A Genuine Public Notice

To Let

Toilet

TREE FELLERS AHEAD

SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH UP WITH ALL TREE OF THEM

Free House

Help yourself to beer

Holey Road

Please fasten seat belts & remove dentures.
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Trespassers will be prosecuted
Trespassers will be persecuted

CYCLISTS CROSS HERE

CYCLISTS EVEN CROSSER FURTHER ON

Love the squirrel one BTW

Mollygo

RED SQUIRRELS DRIVE SLOWLY

GREY SQUIRRELS DRIVE LIKE LUNATICS!

😂😂

A big nose isn't an excuse for no mask. I mean, I still wear underwear.

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth. (That'll be my youngest grandchild, then).

both were put up by a Mexican restaurant
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Food for thought...
Wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's chicken was fried in olive oil!
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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. In which case I'd PMSL!
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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally. (This is perfect for me).
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RED SQUIRRELS DRIVE SLOWLY

GREY SQUIRRELS DRIVE LIKE LUNATICS!

Should be TAKE A DUMP

NO TIPPING
OR DUMPING

JUST PAY THE PRICE ASKED AND NO MORE
TAKE DUMP SOMEWHERE ELSE

This is an actual sign at a nearby school

DEAD SLOW CHILDREN CROSSING

CROSSING FOR THE ALERT AND ALIVE

KEEP LEFT

DON'T VOTE TORY

OLD PEOPLE CROSSING

GNETTERS ON AN OUTING

FORK IN ROAD

BEWARE! CUTLERY SPILLAGE AHEAD

THIS DOOR IS ALARMED

BUT THE ONE FURTHER UP IS VERY CALM

SLOW CHILDREN CROSSING

QUICK ONES CROSS FURTHER UP

PLEASE KEEP OFF THE GRASS

REFRAIN FROM SMOKING POT

HEAVY PLANT CROSSING

BEWARE TRIFFIDS!!!!

CAUTION WET FLOOR

BREAK DANCING COMPETITION THIS WAY 👉

BEWARE. DEER

LOOK OUT DARLING!

Notice on a Farm Stile
ANIMALS CROSSING

Edited
FOOLS WALKING