Rhyming Couples - New for 2025

So how can I make serious cash
Without coming out in a rash

The rain is torrential again
You should see it on the plains in Spain

So how can I make serious cash
Without coming out in a rash?

The rain is torrential again!

But on the other hand it's true
I'm probably at the back of the queue

So how can I make serious cash

But if you think I don't deserve
Then this idea you'd better swerve.

But on the other hand it's true

Maybe the rich should give it some thought
I’m ready to receive , here’s my pot…

But if you think I don’t deserve

I would like to afford to give more
But I don't want to make myself poor

Maybe the rich should give it some thought

I wish we could help all those without
Give aid to poor people with nout

I would like to afford to give more

But I like to be warm and I like to eat
And warm clothes and shoes for my feet.

I wish we could help all those without

But no ambition to become a fat cat
Not that there's any chance of that

But I like to be warm and I like to eat

Just a bit more cash would be nice
Not to be ‘poor as church mice’

But no ambition to become a fat cat

I don't need millions, that's for sure
But do get tired of being poor.

Just a bit more cash would be nice

I hope he has plenty of money
Poverty is really not that funny

I don’t need millions, that’s for sure

Who wants youth? Old age is great
I'm just about to go on a date

I hope he has plenty of money

Oh the wrinkles and grey hair
And being stuck in an old armchair

Who wants youth? Old age is great.

Getting older is such fun
Aches and pains, not able to run

There’s kids to feed and bills to pay
And wine to drink and games to play.

Getting older is such fun

But hi-ho hi- ho ,off to work I go
I certainly need to make some dough

There’s kids to feed and bills to pay

The alarm will go off at seven
A long lie would be simply heaven

But hi-ho hi- ho ,off to work I go

Then we'll go home to bed
I’m desperate to rest my head.

The alarm will go off at seven

First of all we will run in the park
Run and run until it gets dark

Then we'll go home to bed

I will take my long suffering dog

First of all we will run in the park

But I m a night owl
And my mood is fowl

I really need to go for a jog

Oops sorry, missed a page, ignore that.

I like his bacon and eggs
He's got very sturdy legs.

Where do we go now?

I’ll wake quite beautiful
Early bed, very dutiful

But I am a night owl