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I'm making my first Christmas pud
The brandy should make it taste good,
No pud, just brandy
Or rum, if its handy,
I'd drink the whole lot if I could

Come New Year more sober I'll be

I'm making my first Christmas pud
The brandy should make it taste good,
No pud, just brandy
Or rum, if that’s handy,

I'm making my first Christmas pud
The brandy should make it taste good,
No pud, just brandy,

I'm making my first Christmas pud
The brandy should make it taste good

We need Christmas to cheer us up
A glass from the hot Wassail cup
We'll sit round the fire
And sing like a choir
What a brilliant way to perk up

I'm making my first Christmas pud

We need Christmas to cheer us up
A glass from the hot Wassail Cup
We'll sit round the fire
And sing like a choir

We need Christmas to cheer us up
A glass from the hot Wassail Cup
We'll sit round the fire

We need Christmas to cheer us up
A glass from the hot Wassail Cup

But flu is not pleasant to get
You'll be pleased for the shot, I would bet
Runny nose sore head
A few days in bed
Back to work when not quite well yet

We need Christmas to cheer us up

But flu is not pleasant to get
You'll be pleased for the shot, I would bet
Runny nose sore head
A few days in bed

But flu is not pleasant to get
You'll be pleased for the shot, I would bet
Runny nose,sore head

But flu is not pleasant to get
You'll be glad for that shot, I would bet

I'm having my flu jab this week
Sure don't like it, I start to freak
My arm will be sore
Shan’t have any more
That ache in my arm makes me shriek

But flu is not pleasant to get

I'm having my flu jab this week
Sure don't like it, I start to freak
My arm will be sore
Shan’t have any more

I'm having my flu jab this week
Sure don't like it, I start to freak
My arm will be sore

I'm having my flu jab this week
Sure don't like it, I start to freak

I'm having my flu jab this week Sure don't like it ,I start to freak

I started to mow, then it rained!
Heavens opened, nothing to be gained
Watched TV instead
And then went to bed
And the lawn remained unmaintained

I'm having my flu jab this week

I started to mow, then it rained!
Heavens opened, nothing to be gained
Watched TV instead
And then went to bed

I started to mow, then it rained!
Heavens opened, nothing to be gained
Watched TV instead

I started to mow, then it rained!
Heavens opened, nothing to be gained

On Mumsnet men seem so moany
They must be wrinkled and boney
So twisted and sour
They grumble and glower
And all of those answer, so phoney!

I started to mow, then it rained!

On Mumsnet men seem so moany
They must be wrinkled and boney
So twisted and sour
They grumble and glower

On Mumsnet men seem so moany
They must be wrinkled and boney
So twisted and sour

On Mumsnet men seem so moany
They must be wrinkled and boney