New Limerick thread, following on...

Relief, It's just the man next door
He's so kind and good to the poor
He's also quite cute
And wears a smart suit
Of men like that there should be more

On Mumsnet men seem so moany

Relief, it's just the man next door
He's so kind and good to the poor
He's also quite cute
And wears a smart suit

Relief, it's just the man next door
He's so kind and good to the poor
He’s also quite cute

Back to Magenta I think...

Relief, it's just the man next door
He's so kind and good to the poor,

He’s so prim and proper at times
I cant stand a man who just whines

The dog has started to growl
The cat is emitting a howl
There's something out there
I'm trembling with fear
I just hope that it's not too foul

Relief, it's just the man next door

The dog has started to growl
The cat is emitting a howl
There's something out there
I'm trembling with fear

the dog has started to growl
the cat is emiting a howl
there's something out there

The dog has started to growl
And the cat is emitting a howl

I hear a lugubrious wail
Followed by a swish of it's tail
Hot breath on my neck
Then I felt a peck
My courage has all gone to hell

The dog has started to growl

I hear a lugubrious wail
Followed by a swish of its tail
Hot breath on my neck
Then I felt a peck

I hear a lugubrious wail
Followed by a swish of its tail
Hot breath on my neck

I hear a lugubrious wail
Followed by a swish of its tail

You just don't know what is out there
Could be a very big scare
There's monsters about
Of that there's no doubt
It might be a ghost, or a bear!

I hear a lugubrious wail

You just don't know what is out there
Could be a very big scare
There's monsters about
Of that there's no doubt

You just don't know what is out there
Could be a very big scare
There's monsters about

You just don't know what is out there
Could be a very big scare

My door has a life of its own
It will creak, squeak, speak, wail and moan
Or is it the ghost?
What scares me the most?
Is its creepy human like tone

You just don't know what is out there

My door has a life of its own
It will creak, squeak, speak, wail and moan
Or is it the ghost?
What scares me the most?

My door has a life of its own
It will creak, squeak, speak, wail and moan
Or is it the ghost?

My door has a life of its own
It will creak, squeak, speak, wail and moan

My door has a life of its own.

The toad was blown into the lake
The elephant started to shake
His weight cracked the earth
Unbelievable girth!
From eating far too much pound cake?

The toad was blown into the lake
The elephant started to shake
His weight cracked the earth
Unbelievable girth!

The toad was blown into the lake
The elephant started to shake
His weight cracked the earth