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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

GoldenLady wrote new line...

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

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crazyH Wed 20-Aug-25 18:44:49

I have never tried a cocktail
They're much better than a mocktail
A Sex on the beach
Or something with peach

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BrightandBreezy Wed 20-Aug-25 22:42:29

I have never tried a cocktail
They're much better than a mocktail
A Sex on the Beach
Or something with peach
But don't get drunk and end in jail

Moderation might be less fun

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crazyH Wed 20-Aug-25 22:45:42

Moderation might be less fun
From police, you dont have to run

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BrightandBreezy Fri 22-Aug-25 21:45:53

Moderation might be less fun
From police you don't have to run
I'll take that advice

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crazyH Fri 22-Aug-25 22:11:45

Moderation might be less fun
From police you don't have to run
I'll take that advice
But that’s not a price

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henetha Sun 24-Aug-25 11:36:46

Moderation might be less fun
From police you don't have to run
I'll take that advice
But that’s not a price
I'm willing to pay, honeybun.

My friend's having a barbeque

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crazyH Sun 24-Aug-25 11:45:34

My friend's having a barbeque
She is inviting quite a few

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Magenta8 Sun 24-Aug-25 15:53:53

My friend's having a barbeque
She is inviting quite a few
They'll be food and booze

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Mollygo Mon 25-Aug-25 19:00:31

My friend's having a barbecue
She is inviting quite a few
They'll be food and booze
And chance for a snooze

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henetha Tue 26-Aug-25 10:59:59

My friend's having a barbecue
She is inviting quite a few
They'll be food and booze
And chance for a snooze
I wish I could visit there too.

Maybe not, in this heavy rain

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Magenta8 Tue 26-Aug-25 11:37:21

Maybe not, in this heavy rain
It happens again and again

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GoldenLady Wed 27-Aug-25 16:32:29

Maybe not, in this heavy rain
It happens again and again
The food will get wet

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Mollygo Wed 27-Aug-25 22:36:44

Maybe not, in this heavy rain
It happens again and again
The food will get wet
The jelly won’t set

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henetha Thu 28-Aug-25 10:39:04

Maybe not, in this heavy rain
It happens again and again
The food will get wet
The jelly won’t set
And everyone will complain.

There was an old man from Peru

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crazyH Thu 28-Aug-25 12:12:10

There was an old man from Peru
Who wanted to see his Guru

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Magenta8 Thu 28-Aug-25 12:42:26

There was an old man of Peru
Who wanted to see his Guru
His Guru was out

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GoldenLady Thu 28-Aug-25 15:10:29

There was an old man of Peru
Who wanted to see his Guru
His Guru was out
So there was no doubt

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crazyH Thu 28-Aug-25 19:31:29

There was an old man from Peru
Who wanted to see his Guru
His Guru was out
So there was no doubt
He’ll follow him to Timbuktu

I’m not too keen on world travel

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52bright Thu 28-Aug-25 20:54:37

I'm not too keen on world travel
My plans, they always unravel

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Magenta8 Thu 28-Aug-25 20:57:44

I'm not to keen on world travel
My plans, they always seem to unravel
The planes get delayed

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52bright Thu 28-Aug-25 21:27:26

I'm not too keen on world travel
My plans, they always unravel
The planes get delayed
Complaints get replayed

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GoldenLady Fri 29-Aug-25 14:41:51

I'm not too keen on world travel
My plans, they always unravel
The planes get delayed
Complaints get replayed
And I'm fined with the bang of a gavel.

I enjoy staying home so much more

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crazyH Fri 29-Aug-25 18:18:59

I enjoy staying home so much more
Though it makes my backside quite sore

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Magenta8 Fri 29-Aug-25 19:28:01

I enjoy staying home so much more
Though it makes my backside quite sore
My armchair's quite hard

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GoldenLady Sat 30-Aug-25 14:08:40

I enjoy staying home so much more
Though it makes my backside quite sore
My armchair's quite hard
And it's out in the yard

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