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There's strange goings on, that's a fact
We don't know enough, truth is lacked
But someone could tell
If it's some kind of spell

There's strange goings on, that's a fact
We don't know enough, truth is lacked
But someone could tell
Just what is the hell

Magenta, there was already a fourth line.

There's strange goings on, that's a fact
We don't know enough, truth is lacked
But someone could tell
If it's some kind of spell
Or if your computer’s been hacked!

A virus is really a pain.

A virus is really a pain.
I hope it won't happen again,

A virus is really a pain.
I hope it won't happen again,
A haunted computer!

A virus is really a pain
I hope it won't happen again
A haunted computer
Maybe reboot her

A virus is really a pain
I hope it won't happen again
A haunted computer
Maybe reboot her
I hope it won't "ghost" me again!

It surely is acting mysterious

It surely is acting mysterious
Hope it is nothing nefarious

It surely is acting mysterious
Hope it is nothing nefarious
Could it be hackers?

It surely is acting mysterious
Hope it is nothing nefarious
Could it be hackers?
It's certainly crackers

It surely is acting mysterious
Hope it is nothing nefarious
Could it be hackers?
It's certainly crackers
This really could be serious

A strange site has popped up on screen

A strange site has popped up on screen
It’s suggesting I might be the Queen

A strange site has popped up on screen
It’s suggesting I might be the Queen
If I pay a small fee

A strange site has popped up on screen
It's suggesting I might be the Queen
If I pay a small fee
Charles will come to tea

A strange site has popped up on screen
It's suggesting I might be the Queen
If I pay a small fee
Charles will come to tea
Next thing they'll be after my spleen

Charles would make a very nice tea

Charles would make a very nice tea
I hope he invites you and me

Charles would make a very nice tea
I hope he invites you and me
Duchy cakes and jam

Charles would make a very nice tea
I hope he invites you and me
Duchy cakes and jam
A sandwich with ham,

Charles would make a very nice tea
I hope he invites you and me
Duchy cakes and jam
A sandwich with ham,
Maybe jelly? Well just wait and see.

The rain is torrential today.

The rain is torrential today
Storm Amy has come out to play

The rain is torrential today
Storm Amy has come out to play
Staying indoors would be wise

The rain is torrential today
Storm Amy has come out to play
Staying indoors would be wise
But then my dog cries

The rain is torrential today
Storm Amy has come out to play
Staying indoors would be wise
But then my dog cries
"I've an urgent visit to pay"

My dog can speak English you see

My dog can speak English you see
Let's me know when he needs to pee,