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One day no doubt she'll slow down
But till then she's a little clown
She fell in the pond
So I had to respond
I couldn't just leave her to drown!

A wet kitten is surely no fun

One day no doubt she'll slow down
But till then she's a little clown
She fell in the pond
So I had to respond

One day no doubt she'll slow down
But till then she's a little clown
She fell in the pond

One day no doubt she'll slow down
But till then she's a little clown

When she grows up ,a tiger she'll be
And leave bleeding grooves on my knee
She'll be big and strong
For all her life long
She's been buzzing around like a bee

one day no doubt she'll slow down

When she grows up, a tiger she’ll be
And leave bleeding grooves on my knee
She’ll be big and strong
For all her life long

When she grows up, a tiger she'll be
And leave bleeding grooves on my knee
She'll be big and strong

When she grows up, a tiger she'll be
And leave bleeding grooves on my knee

My kitty is as good as gold
She's perfect if the truth be told
Well house trained you see
And no single flea
A little bit shy, a bit bold

When she grows up, a tiger she'll be

My kitty is as good as gold
She's perfect if the truth be told
Well house trained you see
And no single flea

My kitty is as good as gold
She's perfect if the truth be told
Well house trained you see

My kitty is as good as gold
She’s perfect if the truth be told

So, a bulldog or a cockapoo?
Which one's been trained to use the loo?
Put newspaper down
It'll soon turn brown
As long as it’s pee and not poo

My kitty is as good as gold

So, a bulldog or a cockapoo?
Which one's been trained to use the loo?
Put newspaper down
It'll soon turn brown

So, a bulldog or a cockapoo?
Which one's been trained to use the loo?
Put newspaper down

So, a bulldog or a cockapoo?
Which one’s been trained to use the loo?

Christmas Stock will be in the shops
If so soon, the Season it mocks
I need to save up
For a dear little pup
So Christmas shopping now stops.

So, a bulldog or a cockapoo?

Christmas Stock will be in the shops
If so soon, the Season it mocks
I need to save up
For a dear little pup

Christmas Stock will be in the shops
If so soon, the Season it mocks
I need to save up

Christmas Stock will be in the shops
If so soon, the Season it mocks

Summer is now nearly over
The end of daisies and clover
Sun's still in the sky
Grass no longer dry
No more too hot walks with Rover

Christmas stock will be in the shops

Summer is now nearly over
The end of daisies and clover
Sun’s still in the sky
Grass no longer dry

Summer is now nearly over
The end of daisies and clover
Sun’s still in the sky

Summer is now nearly over
The end of daisies and clover

I get rained on too, it's a bore

Summer is now nearly over