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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

GoldenLady wrote new line...

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

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65KL Fri 10-Oct-25 16:14:59

I'll listen no more to the birds
They never said sensible words
And tweets are now X
Chatter about sex

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MollyNew Fri 10-Oct-25 18:09:11

I'll listen no more to the birds
They never said sensible words
And tweets are now X
Chatter about sex
What a hopless bunch of nerds

My husband has just retired

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Magenta8 Fri 10-Oct-25 19:20:31

My husband has just retired
As for me, well I've just been fired

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GoldenLady Fri 10-Oct-25 20:04:23

My husband has just retired
As for me, well I've just been fired
We'll now be together

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MollyNew Sat 11-Oct-25 17:07:48

My husband has just retired
As for me, well I've just been fired
We'll now be together
For ever and ever

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65KL Sat 11-Oct-25 23:28:41

My husband has just retired
As for me,we'll I've just been fired
We'll now be together
For ever and ever
We'll live as we've always desired

Spend our days in our camper van

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GoldenLady Sun 12-Oct-25 02:05:23

Spend our days in our camper van
All alone, just me and my man

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Magenta8 Sun 12-Oct-25 16:57:40

Spend our days in our camper van
All alone, just me and my man
We'll drive here and there

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MollyNew Sun 12-Oct-25 17:12:33

Spend our days in our camper van
All alone, just me and my man
We'll drive here and there
Not giving a care

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henetha Mon 13-Oct-25 10:43:21

Spend our days in our camper van
All alone, just me and my man
We'll drive here and there
Not giving a care
And we never follow a plan.

Wild camping alongside a lake

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Mollygo Mon 13-Oct-25 11:07:32

Wild camping alongside a lake
Wild swimming, that chance I will take

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crazyH Mon 13-Oct-25 12:48:39

Wild camping alongside a lake
Wild swimming, that chance I will take
Adventurous I’ll be

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Magenta8 Mon 13-Oct-25 12:55:21

Wild camping alongside a lake
Wild swimming, that chance I will take
Adventurous I'll be
Plunge in, so will he

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MollyNew Mon 13-Oct-25 18:30:50

Wild camping alongside a lake
Wild swimming, that chance I will take
Adventurous I'll be
Plunge in, so will he
What a wonderful sight we will make

There's no 5G or WiFi around

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65KL Mon 13-Oct-25 18:58:40

There's no 5G or Wifi around
Watching clouds lying on the ground

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Magenta8 Mon 13-Oct-25 19:55:32

There's no 5G or Wifi around
Watching clouds lying on the ground
In silence we'll chill out

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henetha Tue 14-Oct-25 11:44:11

There's no 5G or Wifi around
Watching clouds lying on the ground
In silence we'll chill out
While no-one's about

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GoldenLady Tue 14-Oct-25 13:25:56

There's no 5G or Wifi around
Watching clouds lying on the ground
In silence we'll chill out
While no-one's about
And enjoy the absence of sound.

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GoldenLady Tue 14-Oct-25 13:35:11

Just for fun. Goes back to my school days.

A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor:
Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?

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GoldenLady Tue 14-Oct-25 13:36:26

A elephant crossing the road

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crazyH Tue 14-Oct-25 13:50:28

A elephant crossing the road
Came across a bug-eyed green toad

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Magenta8 Tue 14-Oct-25 14:37:40

An elephant crossing the road
Came across a bug-eyed green toad
The toad croaked "Hello"

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Mollygo Tue 14-Oct-25 19:19:18

An elephant crossing the road
Came across a bug-eyed green toad
The toad croaked "Hello"
And then, “Mind how you go!”

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henetha Wed 15-Oct-25 10:44:49

An elephant crossing the road
Came across a bug-eyed green toad
The toad croaked "Hello"
And, “Mind how you go!”
The elephant stood and bellowed.

The toad was blown into the lake

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MollyNew Wed 15-Oct-25 11:43:21

The toad was blown into the lake
The elephant started to shake

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