Frilly 'bloomers' are now in fashion Though lace may mean you have a rash on, I prefer my thong, Not pants that are long My underwear doesn't rouse passion.
Let's go for a walk in the woods Let's hope we don't meet any 'hoods' Let's dance in the moonlight Drink gin and get tight On negronis and other such goods!
The school summer break's nearly here "No more lessons!" the children cheer Time for summertime fun Now the hols have begun Happy children are everywhere
Perhaps a nice trip to the beach I could walk, it’s just within reach Then have an ice cream And lie back and dream Of the children I’m going to teach.