New Limerick thread, following on...

I need a new electric fan
Together with a handsome man
Then I will be cool
We'll lounge by the pool (without electric fan )
That really does sound like a plan

Fun in the sun sounds romantic

I need a new electric fan
Together with a handsome man
Then I will be cool
We’ll lounge by the pool ( not with the electric fan though)

I need a new electric fan
Together with a handsome man
Then I will be cool

I need a new electric fan
Together with a handsome man

Hr did love a nice game of darts
The jukebox playing songs from the charts
Like No milk today
My love's gone away,
He liked pop, but only some parts.

I need a new electric fan,

Hr did love a nice game of darts
The jukebox playing songs from the charts
Like No milk today
My love's gone away

He did love a nice game of darts
The jukebox playing songs from the charts
Like No milk today

He did love a nice game of darts
The jukebox playing songs from the charts

But does this sound boring to you?
You've got something better to do
I wish that I had
But since I lost dad
I wish he was there with me too.

He did love a nice game of darts

But does this sound boring to you?
You've got something better to do
I wish that I had
But since I lost dad

But does this sound boring to you?
You've got something better to do?
I wish that I had

But does this sound boring to you?
You’ve got something better to do?

So I'll go down the pub for a pint
And try not to get in a fight
Be quiet and calm
Won't cause no one harm
Just socialize and do what's right

But does this sound boring to you?

So I'll go down the pub for a pint
And try not to get in a fight
Be quiet and calm
Won’t cause no one harm

So I'll go down the pub for a pint
And try not to get in a fight
Be quiet and calm

So I'll go down the pub for a pint,
And try not to get in a fight

So I'll go down the pub for a pint
If it seems I am not too skint

My arms and legs seem so heavy
I'm really not feeling merry
I'll just stay in bed
And read books instead
But what I really need is a bevy.

So I'll go down the pub for a pint,

My arms and legs seem so heavy
I'm really not feeling merry
I'll just stay in bed
And read books instead

My arms and legs seem so heavy
I'm really not feeling merry
I'll just stay in bed

My arms and legs seem so heavy
I'm really not feeling merry

I’m having an off day today
The sun’s gone. It’s cloudy and grey
I woke up all glum
With an aching tum
And no Buscopan in my tray

My arms and legs seem so heavy

I’m having an off day today
The sun’s gone. It’s cloudy and grey
I woke up all glum
With an aching tum

I'm having an off day today
The sun's gone. It's cloudy and grey.
I woke up all glum

I'm having a day off today
The sun’s gone. It’s cloudy and grey.