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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

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I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

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Crocus5 Tue 25-Nov-25 21:07:34

I’m going to buy shoes with spikes
On eBay they get loads of likes
Then I will not slip

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Rosieroe Tue 25-Nov-25 22:28:33

I'm going to buy shoes with spikes
On eBay they get loads of likes
I will aerate the lawn

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Mollygo Tue 25-Nov-25 23:25:29

I'm going to buy shoes with spikes
On eBay they get loads of likes
I will aerate the lawn
Where the dandelions spawn

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pably15 Wed 26-Nov-25 00:20:49

I'm going to buy shoes with spikes
On Ebay they get lots of likes
How much do they cost?

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henetha Wed 26-Nov-25 12:25:54

I'm going to buy shoes with spikes
On Ebay they get lots of likes
How much do they cost?
Warm enough in frost?

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52bright Wed 26-Nov-25 20:10:36

I'm going to buy shoes with spikes
On Ebay they get lots of likes
How much do they cost?
Warm enough in frost?
And better for walking than bikes

I'm thinking of joining a club

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friendlygingercat Thu 27-Nov-25 00:54:59

I'm thinking of joining a club
Make effort and dont ask for sub

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52bright Thu 27-Nov-25 01:36:41

I'm thinking of joining a club
Make effort and don't ask for sub
I'll need dancing shoes

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MollyNew Thu 27-Nov-25 16:23:38

I'm thinking of joining a club
Make effort and don't ask for sub
I'll need dancing shoes
Or a bottle of booze

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pably15 Thu 27-Nov-25 16:30:51

I'm thinking of joining a club
Make an effort and don't ask for sub
I'll need dancing shoes
Or a bottle of booze
And maybe a big plate o' grub

I'm really quite good on the drums

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52bright Thu 27-Nov-25 21:37:06

I'm really quite good on the drums
Impress both the teens and the mums

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henetha Fri 28-Nov-25 10:49:21

I'm really quite good on the drums
Impress both the teens and the mums
But they wear ear plugs

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Mollygo Fri 28-Nov-25 13:36:12

I'm really quite good on the drums
Impress both the teens and the mums
But they wear ear plugs
Or headphones on their lugs

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52bright Sat 29-Nov-25 00:33:27

I'm really quite good on the drums
Impress both the teens and the mums
But they wear ear plugs
Or headphones on their lugs
I'll take any praise, even crumbs.

My playing is good for a laugh

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friendlygingercat Sat 29-Nov-25 11:55:07

My playing is good for a laugh
I fumble my music and faff

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MollyNew Sun 30-Nov-25 22:15:48

My playing is good for a laugh
I fumble my music and faff
I play out of time

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friendlygingercat Sun 30-Nov-25 23:51:53

My playing is good for a laugh
I fumble my music and faff
I play out of time
With sounds not sublime

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52bright Mon 01-Dec-25 19:40:38

My playing is good for a laugh
I fumble my music and faff
I play out of time
With sounds not subline
The audience say get new staff

I think instead I'll write a play

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Mollygo Mon 01-Dec-25 21:35:03

I think instead I'll write a play
A dream of a midwinter day

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pably15 Tue 02-Dec-25 00:10:01

I think instead I'll write a play
A dream of a midwinter day
We'll dance in the snow

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52bright Tue 02-Dec-25 00:18:20

I think instead I'll write a play
A dream of a midwinter day
We'll dance in the snow
Don't stand on my toe

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Dec-25 15:35:09

I think instead I'll write a play
A dream of a midwinter day
We'll dance in the snow
Don't stand on my toe
Perhaps it should take place in May.

I've never tried standing on skis

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Mollygo Tue 02-Dec-25 17:22:28

I've never tried standing on skis
But standing on snowboard’s a breeze

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52bright Tue 02-Dec-25 18:17:47

I've never tried standing on skis
But standing on snowboards a breeze
Think I'll get a coach

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BrightandBreezy Wed 03-Dec-25 20:17:09

I've never tried standing on skis
But standing on snowboards a breeze
Think I'll get a coach
I know one called Roach

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