New Limerick thread, following on...

The flowers, warm breezes, the birds
Long days allow pleasure deferred
The tress come back green
I feel like a teen
I wish I could put it in words

But alas my words poorly rhyme

But alas my words poorly rhyme
Though I’ll probably get there in time.

But alas my words poorly rhyme
Though I'll probably get there in time
It's just where to start

But alas my words poorly rhyme
Though I'll probably get there in time
It's just where to start
That's the tricky part

But alas my words poorly rhyme
Though I'll probably get there in time
It's just where to start
That's the tricky part
Is writing a bad poem a crime?

My dog is a mischievous sort

My dog is a mischievous sort
He never does quite what he ought

My dog is a mischievous sort
He never does quite what he ought
He chases the cat

My dog is a mischievous sort
He never does quite what he ought
He chases the cat
Chews post on the mat

My dog is a mischievous sort
He never does quite what he ought
He chases the cat
Chews post on the mat
And whines every time he gets caught

Of course we still love him a lot

Of course we still love him a lot
Whoops! There goes a sock I forgot!

Of course we still love him a lot
Whoops! There goes a sock I forgot!
Its there in his mouth

Of course we still love him a lot
Whoops! There goes a sock I forgot!
Its there in his mouth
Hope not heading south,

Of course we still love him a lot
Whoops! There goes a sock I forgot!
Its there in his mouth
Hope not heading south,
Not searching for it, certainly not !

I’m munching a bag of Wotsits

I'm munching a bag of Wotsits
I don't care my waistband no longer fits

I'm munching a bag of Wotsits
I don't care my waistband no longer fits
It could be much worse

I'm munching a bag of Wotsits
I don't care my waistband no longer fits
It could be much worse
And dieting's a curse

I'm munching a bag of Wotsits
My poor waistband no longer fits
It could be much worse
And dieting's a curse
These sugarless cookies arnt hits

And as for those glasses of wine

And as for those glasses of wine
Just for a while it seems all fine,

And as for those glasses of wine
Just for a while it seems fine,
But it's hard to resist

And as for those glasses of wine
Just for a while it seems just fine,
But it's hard to resist
Without getting pissed

And as for those glasses of wine
Just for a while it seems just fine
But it's hard to resist
Without getting pissed
It's a dreadful habit of mine

Perhaps I should just stick to tea

Perhaps I should just stick to tea
But teetotal just isn't for me

Perhaps I should just stick to tea
But teetotal just isn't for me
Gin makes me merry

Perhaps I should just stick to tea
But teetotal just isn't for me
Gin makes me merry,
I caught the wrong ferry!

Perhaps I should just stick to tea
But teetotal just isn't for me
Gin makes me merry,
I caught the wrong ferry
And had to pay a large fee!