New Limerick thread, following on...

Post Covid we got a new dog
But our brains are still in a fog
He barks and he yaps

Post Covid we got a new dog
But our brains are still in a fog

I'm tempted to go buy a pup
But worry that I won't keep up
Will need lots of walks
But my knee always locks
But its loving will fill up your cup.

Post Covid we got a new dog

I'm tempted to go buy a pup
But worry that I won't keep up
Will need lots of walks
But my knee always locks

I'm tempted to go buy a pup
But worry that I won't keep up
Will need lots of walks

Im tempted go buy a pup
But worry that I wont keep up

Starter please * friendlygingercat*

He just makes me laugh like a drain
So much that it causes a pain
He likes to tell jokes
That tickle most folks
And then he starts laughing again

He just makes me laugh like a drain
So much that it causes a pain
He likes to tell jokes
That tickle most folks

He just makes me laugh like a drain
So much that it causes a pain
He likes to tell jokes

He just makes me laugh like a drain
So much that it causes a pain

Now, he is a brave little soul
Who lives underground like a mole
He's cuddly and cute
His behaviour's a hoot
And his sense of humour is droll

He just makes me laugh like a drain

Now, he is a brave little soul
Who lives underground like a mole
He's cuddly and cute
His behavior's a hoot

Now, he is a brave little soul
Who lives underground like a mole
He's cuddly and cute

Now, he is a brave little soul
Who lives underground like a mole

I like a good scare now and then
Not too much though, I'm rather a hen
If a ghost should appear
Or a fox or bear
I’d run and hide in grandson’s den

Now, he is a brave little soul

I like a good scare now and then
Not too much though, I'm rather a hen
If a ghost should appear
Or a fox or bear

I like a good scare now and then
Not too much though, I'm a scared hen
If a ghost should appear

I like a good scare now and then,
Not too much though, I'm a scared hen,

I'll be watching a play tonight
Which may cause a great deal of fright
On the edge of my seat
Too tensed up to eat
My hair turns from grey into white

I like a good scare now and then

I'll be watching a play tonight
Which may cause a great deal of fright
On the edge of my seat
Too tensed up to eat

I'll be watching a play tonight
Which may cause a great deal of fright
On the edge of my seat

I'll be watching a play tonight
Which may cause a great deal of fright

Expecting a visitor soon
And they should be here around noon
Ham salad for lunch
with crisps to add crunch
Then pudding we'll eat with a spoon

I'll be watching a play tonight

Expecting a visitor soon
And they should be here around noon
Ham salad for lunch
With crisps to add crunch