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A large gin and tonic to steady
For that, I am always ready,
Make mine a double
Hope that's no trouble
But please don’t tell boyfriend Eddie

He’s so prim and proper at times

A large gin and tonic to steady
For that, I am always ready,
Make mine a double
Hope that's no trouble

A large gin and tonic to steady
For that, I am always ready,
Make mine a double,

A large gin and tonic to steady
For that, I am always ready

A large gin and tonic to steady

On the other hand, spring has sprung!
The hanging baskets have been hung,
Rain for watering,
Water -bill saving
Lots of bird songs being sung

My garden is planted already

On the other hand, spring has sprung!
The hanging baskets have been hung,
Rain for watering,
Water -bill saving

On the other hand, spring has sprung!
The hanging baskets have been hung,
Rain for watering,

On the other hand, spring has sprung!
The hanging baskets have been hung

Love or hate, this force of nature
Thinks he's king and legislature,
He's making mistakes,
Should put on the brakes
The problems he causes are major

On the other hand, spring has sprung!

Love or hate, this force of nature
Thinks he's king and legislature,
He's making mistakes,
Should put on the brakes

Love or hate, this force of nature
Thinks he's king and legislature,
He's making mistakes,

Love or hate, this force of nature
Thinks he's king and legislature

The sun will ease the doom and gloom
Since Trump's loud voice began to boom,
Tariffs and taxes,
Figures and faxes.
I’d love to chat with him on Zoom

Love or hate, this force of nature

The sun will ease the doom and gloom
Since Trump's loud voice began to boom,
Tariffs and taxes,
Figures and faxes.

The sun will ease the doom and gloom
Since Trump's loud voice began to boom,
Tariffs and taxes

The sun will ease the doom and gloom
Since Trump's loud voice began to boom,

I’m dragging him off to the gym
With the hope of making him slim,
Flogging a dead horse
Will ask Mr Morse
How is he going to make him trim?

The sun will ease the doom and gloom

I will ask inspector Morse. r

I’m dragging him off to the gym
With the hope of making him slim,
Flogging a dead horse

I’m dragging him off to the gym
With the hope of making him slim,

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,
Lots of prosseco
Poured down my necko,
And for Johns big belly, some beer

I’m dragging him off to the gym

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,
Lots of prosseco
Poured down my necko,

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,
Lots of prosseco