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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

GoldenLady wrote new line...

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

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pably15 Fri 21-Nov-25 20:16:25

Not practical I am afraid
It would have to be perfectly made

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52bright Fri 21-Nov-25 16:06:20

A bionic hand would be good
As long as it does what it should
If the batteries fail
I'd just sit there and wail
Dump tech, get a hand made of wood

Not practical I am afraid

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Mollygo Fri 21-Nov-25 15:44:56

A bionic hand would be good
As long as it does what it should
If the batteries fail
I’d just sit there and wail

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MollyNew Fri 21-Nov-25 15:43:48

A bionic hand would be good
As long as it does what it should
If the batteries fail

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Magenta8 Thu 20-Nov-25 20:17:45

A bionic hand would be good
As long as it does what it should

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52bright Thu 20-Nov-25 19:33:39

At the break it's gin and tonic
Which some folk think is ironic
Doesn't mix well with coffee
Or even sticky toffee
This mixture makes me bionic

A bionic hand would be good

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pably15 Thu 20-Nov-25 18:22:20

At the break it's gin and tonic
Which some folk think is ironic
Doesn't mix well with coffee
Or even a sticky toffee

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GoldenLady Thu 20-Nov-25 14:56:31

At the break it's gin and tonic
Which some folk think is ironic
Doesn't mix well with coffee

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Magenta8 Thu 20-Nov-25 13:19:27

At the break it's gin and tonic
Which some folk think is ironic

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52bright Thu 20-Nov-25 00:41:19

They say decaf is better for you
But some disagree with that view
I like mine with milk
While I'm dressed up in silk
Waiting in the theatre queue

At the break it's gin and tonic

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pably15 Wed 19-Nov-25 20:12:03

They say decaf is better for you
But some disagree with that view
I like mine with milk
While I'm dressed up in silk

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52bright Wed 19-Nov-25 15:43:23

They say decaf is better for you
But some disagree with that view
I like mine with milk

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Magenta8 Wed 19-Nov-25 13:59:19

They say decaf is better for you
But some disagree with that view

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Mollygo Wed 19-Nov-25 11:03:39

He then started eating my bread
But I gave him pea soup instead
And a small tot of rum
to settle his tum
Or a cup of hot coffee instead.

They say decaf is better for you

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52bright Tue 18-Nov-25 22:18:26

He then started eating my bread
But I gave him pea soup instead
And a small tot of rum
to settle his tum

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Mollygo Tue 18-Nov-25 22:03:23

He then started eating my bread
But I gave him pea soup instead
And a small tot of rum

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Crocus5 Tue 18-Nov-25 19:47:51

He then started eating my bread
But I gave him pea soup instead

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Magenta8 Tue 18-Nov-25 19:04:35

The drink made him very hungry
He went to my fridge and made free
He nicked all the cheese
But started to wheeze
But not 'til he'd finished the brie

He then started eating my bread

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Rosieroe Tue 18-Nov-25 18:48:55

The drink made him very hungry
He went to my fridge and made free
He nicked all the cheese
But started to wheeze

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MollyNew Tue 18-Nov-25 17:59:27

The drink made him very hungry
He went to my fridge and made free
He nicked all the cheese

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friendlygingercat Tue 18-Nov-25 15:25:40

The drink made him very hungry
He went to my fridge and made free

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52bright Mon 17-Nov-25 20:44:28

An old friend of mine liked a dram
Had a few then slept like a lamb
He woke, drank some more
Ended up on the floor
Demanded a sandwich with ham

The drink made him very hungry

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pably15 Mon 17-Nov-25 20:17:11

An old friend of mine liked a dram
Had a few then slept like a lamb
He woke , drank some more
Ended up on the floor

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Magenta8 Mon 17-Nov-25 19:19:14

An old friend of mine liked a dram
Had a few then slept like a lamb
He woke, drank some more

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52bright Mon 17-Nov-25 17:48:14

An old friend of mine liked a dram
Had a few then slept like a lamb

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