June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

I'll need a new wardrobe for sure
My old one is really a bore,
Some dresses I'll buy

I’ll need a new wardrobe for sure
My old one is really a bore
Some dresses I’ll buy
My husband says Why?

I’ll need a new wardrobe for sure
My old one is really a bore
Some dresses I’ll buy
My husband says Why?
You won't wear them down at tbe shore.

A swimsuit is all you will need

A swimsuit is all you will need,
Sometimes he makes my ears bleed!

A swimsuit is all you will need,
Sometimes he makes my ears bleed!
Men dont understand

A swimsuit is all you will need
Sometimes he makes my ears bleed
Men don't understand
Clothes make us feel grand

A swimsuit is all you will need
Sometimes he makes my ears bleed
Men don’t understand
Clothes make us feel grand
It never has been just pure greed.

I’m all for a good simple life

I'm all for a good simple life
With not too much struggle and strife

I'm all for a good simple life
With not too much struggle and strife
Ill sew my own dress

I'm all for a good simple life
With not too much struggle and strife
I'll sew my own dress
That won't be much stress

I’m all for a good simple life
With not too much struggle and strife
I’ll sew my own dress
That won’t be much stress
I am such a good thrifty wife

I do give the garden a miss

I’ll sew but I’ll not garden much

Oops! Choose whichever

I’ll sew but I’ll not garden much
The garden does not need my touch

I'll sew but I'll not garden much
The garden does not need my touch
I'll sit in the shade

I'll sew but I'll not garden much
The garden does not need my touch
I'll sit in the shade
With some lemonade

I'll sew but I'll not garden much
The garden does not need my touch
I'll sit in the shade
With some lemonade
And sandwiches, crisps, snacks and such.

I’m far from greedy, I’ll have you know

I’m far from greedy, I’ll have you know
And find it easy to just say no

I’m far from greedy, I’ll have you know
And find it easy to just say no
I like to relax

I'm far from greedy, I'll have you know
And find it easy to just say no
I like to relax
In my linen slacks

I'm far from greedy, I'll have you know
And find it easy to just say no
I like to relax
In my linen slacks
While hubby has the grass to mow

The children are playing a game

The children are playing a game
But I can't remember its name

The children are playing a game
But I can't remember its name
All peace and quiet

The children are playing a game
But I can’t remember it’s name
All peace and quiet
Until they riot

The children are playing a game
But I can't remember it's name
All peace and quiet
Until they riot
Monopoly can be a bane.

But board games are good for the kids

But board games are good for the kids
They keep them from blowing their lids