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June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

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Magenta8 Tue 24-Jun-25 14:25:34

But maybe there will be a sequal
If so it will not be equal

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BrightandBreezy Tue 27-Jan-26 13:06:11

He really looks after his mum
And his wife is not at all glum

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pably15 Tue 27-Jan-26 19:47:41

He really looks after his mum
And his wife is not at all glum
She's pleasant to me

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52bright Tue 27-Jan-26 21:31:05

He really looks after his mum
And his wife is not at all glum
She's pleasant to me
So that's what I see

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hollysteers Tue 27-Jan-26 21:39:08

He really looks after his mum
And his wife is not at all glum
She’s pleasant to me
So that’s what I see
A welcome whenever I come.

It’s wise to be thoughtful and kind

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52bright Tue 27-Jan-26 21:50:13

It's wise to be thoughtful and kind
And people are kind back, I find

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friendlygingercat Wed 28-Jan-26 12:41:50

It's wise to be thoughtful and kind
And people are kind back, I find
When you are in need

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GoldenLady Thu 29-Jan-26 15:24:47

It's wise to be thoughtful and kind
And people are kind back, I find
When you are in need
Folks forget about greed

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hollysteers Thu 29-Jan-26 16:22:20

It’s wise to be thoughtful and kind
And people are kind back, I find
When you are in need
Folks forget about greed
So let’s keep our good friends in mind.

I once knew a vicar with mumps

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52bright Thu 29-Jan-26 22:07:35

I once knew a vicar with mumps
His face came out in awful lumps

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friendlygingercat Fri 30-Jan-26 00:34:56

I once knew a vicar with mumps
His face came out in awful lumps
So puffy and red

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pably15 Fri 30-Jan-26 00:39:18

I once knew a vicar with mumps
His face came out in awful lumps
So puffy and red
He was sent to his bed

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friendlygingercat Sat 31-Jan-26 08:50:23

I once knew a vicar with mumps
His face came out in awful lumps
So puffy and red
He was sent to his bed
Upon an old mattress with bumps

The docter called on him next day

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GoldenLady Sat 31-Jan-26 14:49:04

The docter called on him next day
With a new mattress stuffed with hay

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crazyH Sat 31-Jan-26 16:51:12

The docter called on him next day
With a new mattress stuffed with hay
Happy, he was not

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BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Feb-26 00:25:06

The doctor called on him next day
With a new mattress stuffed with hay
Happy, he was not
Did not like his lot

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hollysteers Sun 01-Feb-26 00:33:30

The doctor called on him next day,
With a new mattress stuffed with hay
Happy, he was not
Did not like his lot
Before mumps, was known to be gay.

The doctor, he came from Carlisle

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BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Feb-26 00:55:56

The doctor, he came from Carlisle
He walked every day for a mile

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crazyH Sun 01-Feb-26 01:46:21

The doctor, he came from Carlisle
He walked every day for a mile
Came back quite sweaty

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friendlygingercat Sun 01-Feb-26 11:58:44

The doctor, he came from Carlisle
He walked every day for a mile
Came back quite sweaty
From meeting a yeti

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GoldenLady Sun 01-Feb-26 15:57:49

The doctor, he came from Carlisle
He walked every day for a mile
Came back quite sweaty
From meeting a yeti
And sat down to rest for a while

A mattress is heavy to carry

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52bright Sun 01-Feb-26 17:36:42

A mattress is heavy to carry
Might make you linger and tarry

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hollysteers Sun 01-Feb-26 17:45:30

A mattress is heavy to carry
Might make you linger and tarry
Not good for his heart

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BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Feb-26 21:33:07

A mattress is heavy to carry
Might make you linger and tarry
Not good for his heart
So rest and be smart

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pably15 Mon 02-Feb-26 17:12:55

A mattress is heavy to carry
Might make you linger and tarry
Not good for his heart
So rest and be smart
And choose a strong man when you marry

I bought a new handbag today

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MollyNew Mon 02-Feb-26 19:31:06

I bought a new handbag today
I'll describe it to you if I may

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