June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

I'll move house and live by the sea
Find a place that's just meant for me
Up close to the beach
Swimsuit within reach
Because that's the way it should be

no nosey neighbors about

no nosey neighbors about
No one to scream or to shout

No nosey neighbors about
No one to scream or to shout
Deck chair on the sand

No nosey neighbours about
No one to scream or to shout
Deck chair on the sand
New book in my hand

No nosey neighbours about
No one to scream or to shout
Deck chair on the sand
New book in my hand
That this is the life is no doubt

Life in the town was too stressful

Life in the town was too stressful
And I needed someone helpful

Life in the town was too stressful
And I needed someone helpful
But all I got was

Life in the town was too stressful
And I needed someone helpful
But all I got was
A man nicknamed “Buzz”

Life in the town was too stressful
And I needed someone helpful
But all I got was
A man nicknamed "Buzz"
And who seemed not very zestful

I packed up my trunk and then left

I packed up my trunk and then left
Feeling sad and rather bereft

I packed up my trunk and then left
Feeling sad and rather bereft
I sat in my mini

I packed up my trunk and then left
Feeling sad and rather bereft
I sat in my mini
And said, "We are fini!"

I packed up my trunk and then left
Feeling sad and rather bereft
I sat in my mini
And said, "We are fini!"
He didn’t hear, ‘cos he was deaf

He said, ‘beg your pardon my love’

He said, ‘beg your pardon my love’
Are you not my own dear sweet dove?

He said, 'beg your pardon my love'
Are you not my own dear sweet dove?
I replied 'Get lost"

He said 'beg your pardon' my love
Are you not my own sweet dove?
I replied 'Get lost'
I'll stay at a cost

He said ‘beg your pardon my love
Are you not my own dear sweet dove?’
I replied’Get lost’
I’ll stay at a cost
You can pray to heaven above.

A life without men can be fun

A life without men can be fun
It's easy to cook meals for one

A life without men can be fun
It's easy to cook meals for one
Order a Chinese

A life without men can be fun
It's easy to cook meals for one
Order a Chinese
Eat it off your knees

A life without men can be fun
It's easy to cook meals for one
Order a Chinese
Eat it off your knees
Then have a rest, in the sun.

Try not to fall fast asleep

Try not to fall fast asleep
Your tan will end up too deep

Try not to fall fast asleep
Your tan will end up too deep
Like D Dickinson

Try not to fall fast asleep
Your tan will end up too deep
Like D Dickinson
Mahogany gone

Try not to fall asleep
Your tan will end up too deep
Like D Dickinson
Mahogany gone
If that happens to me I'll weep.

One hour in the sun is enough