June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

Don't think my bod is beach ready
Will give gym a go, slow and steady
My chances are slim
Said my trainer, Tim
If I succeed I'll feal heady

It's good to feel you can suceed

Don't think my bod is beach ready
Will give gym a go, slow and steady
My chances are slim
Said my trainer, Tim

Don't think my bod is beach ready
Will give gym a go, slow and steady.
But, on second thoughts

Don't think my bod is beach ready
Will give gym a go, slow and steady
My chances are slim

Don't think my bod is beach ready
Will give gym a go, slow and steady

I once drove past a nudist camp
They looked cold 'coz weather was damp
Clothes have a reason
Depends on the season
Just try not to dress like a tramp

Don't think my bod is beach ready

I once drove past a nudist camp
They looked cold 'coz weather was damp
Clothes have a reason
Depends on season

I once drove past a nudist camp
They looked cold 'coz weather was damp
To wear clothes there's a reason

I once drove past a nudist camp
They looked cold 'coz weather was damp

The weather's so hot it's unbearable
Wearing nowt but my 'breathable'
Lie out in the nude?
I don't think that's rude
But it’s really quite credible

I once drove past a nudist camp

The weather's so hot it's unbearable
Wearing nowt but my 'breathable'
Lie out in the nude?
I don't think that's rude

The weather's so hot it's unbearable
Wearing nowt but my 'breathable'
Lie out in the nude?

The weather's so hot it's unbearable
Wearing nowt but my ‘breathable’

But my grandkids are older than this
I'm great-granny now, oh what bliss
With them I still play
Just saw them in May
And I can't wait to give them a kiss!

The weather's so hot it's unbearable

But my grandkids are older than this
I'm great-granny now, oh what bliss
With them I still play
Just saw them in May

But my grandkids are older than this
I'm great granny now, oh what bliss
With them I still play

But my grandkids are older than this
I'm great granny now, oh what bliss

I doubt it, because he is dead
You didn't know, hadn't you read?
I'm way out of date
Sorry ‘bout that, mate
I should watch new productions instead

But my grandkids are older than this

I doubt it, because he is dead
You didn't know, hadn't you read?
I'm way out of date
Sorry ‘bout that, mate

I doubt it, because he is dead
You didn't know, hadn't you read?
I'm way out of date

I doubt it, because he is dead
You didn't know, hadn't you read?

But maybe there will be a sequel
If so it will not be equal
Now I've lost the plot
It happens a lot
Can Humphrey be in the prequel?

I doubt it, because he is dead

But maybe there will be a sequel
If so it will not be equal
Now I've lost the plot
It happens a lot

But maybe there will be a sequal
If so it will not be equal
Now I’ve lost the plot