Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

In fact, he could win a big prize
You should see the look in his eyes
He's waiting for cash
He'll do something rash
Like eating too many big pies.

He already weighs twenty three stone

In fact, he could win a big prize
You should see the look in his eyes
He's waiting for cash
He'll do something rash

In fact, he could win a big prize
You should see the look in his eyes
He's waiting for cash

In fact, he could win a big prize
You should see the look in his eyes

Say hello to my friend Meriweather
Who does nothing but blether and blether,
She talks and she talks
It sounds more like squawks
Her husband's worse when they're together.

In fact, he could win a big prize

Say hello to my friend Meriweather
Who does nothing but belt her and blather
She talks and she talks
It sounds more like squawks

Say hello to my friend Meriwether
Who does nothing but blether and blether
She talks and she talks

Say hello to my friend Meriwether
Who does nothing but blether and blether

Whilst jogging along in my trainers
Which felt like a pair of leg strainers
I chanced on a mole
And also a foal
So now, are there any explainers?

Say hello to my friend Meriwether

Whilst jogging along in my trainers
Which felt like a pair of leg strainers
I chanced on a mole
And also a foal

Whilst jogging along in my trainers
Which felt like a pair of leg strainers
I chanced on a mole

Whilst jogging along in my trainers
Which felt like a pair of leg strainers

Two young friends on holiday
Walking along their merry way
When they got a surprise
In front were two wide eyes
So let us leave without delay!

Whilst jogging along in my trainers

Two young friends on holiday
Walking along their merry way
When they got a surprise
In front were two wide eyes

Two young friends on holiday
Walking along their merry way
When they got a surprise

Two young friends on holiday
Walking along their merry way

A sweet young maiden from Barking
Had trouble with simple parking
And as for reverse !
'Twas her greatest curse.
Frustration and anger it's sparking!

Two young friends on their holiday

A sweet young maiden from Barking
Had trouble with simple parking
And as for reverse !
'Twas her greatest curse.

A sweet young maiden from Barking
Had trouble with simple parking
And as for reverse !

A sweet young maiden from Barking
Had trouble with simple parking

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu
All things Italian for me will do
A bowl of spaghetti
Or even zucchetti
Oh how my belly just grew!

A sweet young maiden from Barking

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu
All things Italian for me will do
A bowl of spaghetti
Or even zucchetti

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu
All things Italian for me will do
A bowl of spaghetti

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu
All things Italian for me will do

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