Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

If you simply don't know how to knit
I would suggest a starter kit

GoldenLady

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
Just don't go to the zoo

Oops GoldenLady - I think that one has already finished!!

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
Just don't go to the zoo

While hubby was mending the toaster
I was framing my new poster
It's a great piece of art
And now I feel smart
But perhaps should not be such a boaster

If you simply don't know how to knit

While hubby was mending the toaster
I was framing my new poster
It's a great piece of art
And now I feel smart

While hubby was mending the toaster
I was framing my new poster
It's a great piece of art

While hubby was mending the toaster
I was framing my new poster

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
Maybe try something new?
Or just boot her off of my patch!

While hubby was mending the toaster

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
Maybe try something new?

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match

My dog has a problem with fleas
I have got bites up to my knees
If they go up much further
I'll have to tell mother
But do not tell anyone, please

The poor dog continues to scratch

My dog has a problem with fleas
I have got bites up to my knees
If they go up much further
I'll have to tell mother

My dog has a problem with fleas
I have got bites up to my knees
If they go up much further

My dog has a problem with fleas
I have got bites up to my knees

Better to give them a miss
Or they might ask you for a kiss
You'll have to say "no,
Not my kinda beau” !
You're either a that or a this.

My dog has a problem with fleas

Better to give them a miss
Or they might ask you for a kiss
You'll have to say "no,
Not my kinda beau” !

Better to give them a miss
Or they might ask you for a kiss
You'll have to say "no"

Better to give them a miss
Or they might ask you for a kiss

I like a nice man with a beard
Though my granddaughter finds them too weird
When they are named Mary
Yet seem very hairy
They're never quite how they appeared

Better to give them a miss

I like a nice man with a beard
Though my granddaughter finds them too weird
When they are named Mary
Yet seem very hairy

I like a nice man with a beard
Though my granddaughter finds them too weird
When they are named Mary

I like a nice man with a beard
Though my granddaughter finds them too weird

I like a nice man with a beard

I once knew a fellow called Jake
Who was so incredibly fake
He dressed like a dandy
At times known as Mandy
He, she or they for god's sake?!