Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear
That’s bad, I’m a pear
So I really don't know what to do

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping?

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear
That’s bad, I’m a pear

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
'Twas a severe pain
Just after the main
So the dessert I just did without

Today I’m off swimming at two

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
'Twas a severe pain
Just after the main

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
‘Twas a severe pain

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric bout

I just love looking at art works
In galleries all day she lurks
A passion for Renoir
How lovely they are!
While others display some odd quirks

Some days I enjoy a meal out

I just love looking at art works
In galleries all day she lurks
A passion for Renoir
How lovely they are!

I just love looking at art works
In galleries all day she lurks
A passion for Renoir

I just love looking at art works
In galleries all day she lurks

This limerick is getting bizarre
Perhaps it has gone too far
Makes no sense at all
Needs a big overhaul
Let's write something that will not jar

I just love looking at art works

This limerick is getting bizarre
Perhaps it has gone much too far
Makes no sense at all
Needs a big overhaul

This limerick is getting bizarre
Perhaps it has gone much to far
Makes no sense at all

This Limerick is getting bizarre
Perhaps it has gone much to far

Downstairs there's a pet octopus
Who goes by the name Claudius
His legs got tangled
And somewhat mangled
And now he has two, just like us

This limerick is getting bizarre

Downstairs there's a pet octopus
Who goes by the name Claudius
His legs got tangled
And somewhat mangled

Downstairs there's a pet octopus
Who goes by the name Claudius
His legs got tangled

Downstairs there's a pet octopus
Who goes by the name Claudius

And then I woke up with a laugh
What I heard was next doors pet giraffe
Poor thing has the flu
Not much you can do
Too bad I live next to that gaff

Downstairs there's a pet octopus

And then I woke up with a laugh
What I heard was next doors pet giraffe
Poor thing has the flu
Not much you can do

And then I woke up with a laugh
What I heard was next doors pet giraffe
Poor thing has the flu

And then I woke up with a laugh
What I’d heard was next door’s pet giraffe

Then... the night I saw too much gore
I was hiding behind the door
I heard myself scream
As in a bad dream
But suddenly heard a loud snore.

And then I woke up with a laugh