Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I'm off for a cruise to the Med
The cabin has a luxury bed
I'll have a good snooze

I'm off for a cruise to the Med
The cabin has a luxury bed

Gosh my clothes they seem rather tight
What to do in this terrible plight
I think I must diet
I really should try it
And my desire to snack I must fight

I’m off for a cruise to the Med

Gosh my clothes they seem rather tight
What to do in this terrible plight
I think I must diet
I really should try it

Gosh my clothes they seem rather tight
What to do in this terrible plight
I think I must diet

Gosh my clothes they seem rather tight
What to do in this terrible plight?

This wild swimming is not for me
I prefer to be safe on the quay
With my fresh cod and chips
I can gaze at the ships
And then have a huge scone with my tea.

Gosh my clothes they seem rather tight

This wild swimming is not for me
I prefer to be safe on the quay
With my fresh cod and chips
I can gaze at the ships

This wild swimming is not for me
I prefer to be safe on the quay
With my fresh cod and chips

This wild swimming is not for me
I prefer to be safe on the quay

I've decided I'm getting a boat
Just hope the darned thing will float
I'll set forth on the lake
With ducks in my wake
A life-jacket over my coat

This wild swimming is not for me

I’ve decided I’m getting a boat
Just hope the darned thing will float!
I'll set forth on the lake
With the ducks in my wake

I’ve decided I’m getting a boat
Just hope the darned thing will float!
I'll set forth on the lake

I’ve decided I’m getting a boat
Just hope the darned thing will float!

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred
A brand new mattress for my double bed
I might sleep all day
Right here I'll stay
Or perhaps I’ll get up instead

I’ve decided I’m getting a boat

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred
A brand new mattress for my double bed
I might sleep all day
Right here I'll stay

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred
A brand new mattress for my double bed
I might sleep all day

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred
A brand new mattress for my double bed.

I'm off for a swim in the sea
I hope it's not too cold for me
Vital bits might turn blue
I wouldn't know what to do
Except a big warm cup of tea

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred

I'm off for a swim in the sea
I hope it's not too cold for me
Vital bits might turn blue
I wouldn't know what to do

I'm off for a swim in the sea
I hope it's not too cold for me
Vital bits might turn blue

I'm off for a swim in the sea
I hope it's not too cold for me

I’ve just made a strawberry tart
And gobbled up the largest part
Henry got nasty
Demanded a pasty
So I made one - a real work of art!

I’m off for a swim in the sea

I’ve just made a strawberry tart
And gobbled up the largest part
Henry got nasty
Demanded a pasty

I’ve just made a strawberry tart
And gobbled up the largest part
Henry got nasty