Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

My friend has a new boyfriend, I'm told
Good looking, rich and very old
An old fashioned gent
With a mansion in Kent

My friend has a new boyfriend, I'm told
Good looking, rich and very old
An old fashioned gent

My friend has a new boyfriend, I'm told
Good looking, rich and very old

The weather's exceedingly strange
Day after day, there's so much change
So while Essex had hail
And was blowing a gale
Wales had the whole gamut of range

My friend has a new boyfriend, I’m told

The weather's exceedingly strange
Day after day, there's so much change
So while Essex had hail
And was blowing a gale

The weather’s exceedingly strange
Day after day, there’s so much change
So while Essex had hail

The weather’s exceedingly strange
Day after day, there’s so much change

There was a young lady called Sue
Who always knew just what to do
Both clever and wise
Mistress of disguise
Is it her, or actually you?

The weather's exceedingly strange

There was a young lady called Sue
Who always knew just what to do
Both clever and wise
Mistress of disguise

There was a young lady called Sue
Who always knew just what to do
Both clever and wise

There was a young lady called Sue
Who always knew just what to do

I don’t seem to have any skills
I’m not good at paying my bills
I can’t knit or sew
Or plant things that grow
I think I’ll just run to the hills

There was a young lady called Sue

I don't seem to have any skills
I'm not good at paying my bills
I can't knit or sew
Or plant things that grow

I don't seem to have any skills
I'm not good at paying my bills
I can't knit or sew

I don't seem to have any skills
I'm not good at paying my bills

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest
For baby grandson
Yes, that would be fun
Would put my knitting to the test

I don't seem to have any skills

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest
For baby grandson
Yes, that would be fun

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest
For baby grandson

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee
Won't do it for free
Must hurry or agent will fire.

Think a new project would be best

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee
Won't do it for free

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one the book would be dire

I'm thinking of witing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat
But that's quite a leap
Just write it by hook or by crook

I know a ghost writer for hire

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat
But that's quite a leap