Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook

It seems girls get all the work
Sometimes that causes lots of hurt
They're just better at it
Though don't earn a packet
While the boys sit by and smirk

I'm thinking of writing a book

It seems girls get all the work
sometimes that causes lots of hurt
they're just better at it
Though don’t earn a packet

It seems girls get all the work
sometimes that causes lots of hurt
they're just better at it

It seems that girls get all the work
Sometimes that causes lots of hurt

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too
And get very blue
Just can't rely on her brother

It seems that girls get all the work

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too
And get very blue

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother

My best friend is moving away
I'll miss her so much every day
We'll text a lot more
Our feelings outpour
'Coz we both have so much to say.

We'll travel to see each other

My best friend is moving away
I’ll miss her so much every day
We’ll text a lot more
Our feelings outpour

My best friend is moving away
I'll miss her so much every day
We'll text a lot more

My best friend is moving away
I’ll miss her so much every day

I'm thinking of getting a dog
But my brain is all in a fog
Alsatian or pug
On heartstrings they tug
I want one with whom I can jog

My best friend is moving away

I'm thinking of getting a dog
But my brain is all in a fog
Alsatian or pug
On heartstrings they tug

I'm thinking of getting a dog
But my brain is all in a fog
Alsatian or pug

I'm thinking of getting a dog
But my brain is all in a fog

W e make meals together and chill
So there's no nasty restaurant bill
Then walk to the pub
That's our social hub
And not much to pay at the till

I'm thinking of getting a dog

We make meals together and chill
So there's no nasty restaurant bill
Then walk to the pub
That's our social hub

We make meals together and chill
So there's no nasty restaurant bill
Then walk to the pub

We make meals together and chill
So there's no nasty restaurant bill

I find at the end of the day
I like to relax my own way
Mine's a martini
He likes a negroni
A double if someone will pay

We make meals together then chill

I find at the end of the day
I like to relax my own way
Mine's a martini
He likes a negroni

I find at the end of the day
I like to relax my own way,
Mine's a martini