Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I’ve just made a strawberry tart
And gobbled up the largest part

I'm just not the sporty type
A lot of it gets too much hype
I just sit on my bum
Chewing on some gum
And have a few puffs of my pipe

I’ve just made a strawberry tart

I'm just not the sporty type
A lot of it gets too much hype
I just sit on my bum
Chewing on some gum

I'm just not the sporty type
A lot of it gets too much hype
I just sit on my bum

I'm just not the sporty type
A lot of it gets too much hype

Wimbledon is starting quite soon
At last - thank goodness it is June
Balls go to and fro
I wish I could go
And I wish I could go to the moon

I'm just not the sporty type

Wimbledon is starting quite soon
At last - thank goodness it is June!
Balls go to and fro
I wish I could go

Wimbledon is starting quite soon
At last - thank goodness it is June!
Balls go to and fro

Wimbledon is starting quite soon
At last - thank goodness it's June!

My hubby will watch them for hours
Especially reruns of Faulty Towers
The old shows are funny
The ones that made money
And those old films like Austin Powers

Wimbledon is starting quite soon

My hubby will watch them for hours
Especially reruns of Fawlty Towers
The old shows are funny
The ones that made money

My hubby will watch them for hours
Especially reruns of Fawlty Towers
The old shows are funny

My hubby will watch them for hours
Especially reruns of Fawlty Towers

Watching the tele is boring
I often hear myself snoring
Old shows from the past
Are always broadcast
Some people find them adoring

My hubby will watch them for hours

Watching the tele is boring
I often hear myself snoring
Old shows from the past
Are always broadcast

Watching the tele is boring
I often hear myself snoring
Old shows from the past

Watching the tele is boring
I often hear myself snoring

Kids seem to like bubble gum
It keeps them from feeling too glum
To blow one needs skill
The pink bubble to fill
And not let it get in your tum!

Watching the tele is boring

Kids seem to like bubble gum
It keeps them from feeling too glum
To blow one needs skill
The pink bubble to fill

Kids seem to like bubble gum
It keeps them from feeling too glum
To blow one needs skill

Kids seem to like bubble gum
It keeps them from feeling too glum

Whilst cleaning the bathroom one day
A bath spider came out to play
It tickled my nose
And I totally froze
And fast as I could, ran away!

Kids seem to like bubble gum

Whilst cleaning the bathroom one day
A bath spider came out to play
It tickled my nose
And I totally froze

Whilst cleaning the bathroom one day
A bath spider came out to play
It tickled my nose

Whilst cleaning the bathroom one day
A bath spider came out to play