Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

There once was a rambler from Leeds
Who walked over brambles and weeds
To get to the pub

There once was a rambler from Leeds
Who walked over brambles and weeds

I saw a mermaid late last night
Under the full moon so bright
She was actually real!
Her flesh you could feel
Can I be sure that she won't bite?!

There once was a rambler from Leeds

I saw a mermaid late last night
Under the full moon so bright
She was actually real!
Her flesh you could feel

I saw a mermaid late last night
Under the full moon so bright
She was actually real!

I saw a mermaid late last night
Under the full moon so bright

Yeah! strawberries and cream for tea
A summer favourite for me
Tender and sweet
A pleasure to eat
In my beach hut facing the sea

I saw a mermaid late last night

Yeah! Strawberries and cream for tea
A summer favourite for me
Tender and sweet
A pleasure to eat

Yeah! Strawberries and cream for tea
A summer favourite for me
Tender and sweet

Yeah! Strawberries and cream for tea
A summer favourite for me

If I had a million quid
I'd buy a new house for my kid
With a large swimming pool
To keep nice and cool
But I would keep some back, well hid

Yeah! Strawberries and cream for tea

If I had a million quid
I'd buy a new house for my kid
With a large swimming pool
To keep nice and cool

If I had a million quid
I'd buy a new house for my kid
With a large swimming pool

If I had a million quid
I'd buy a new house for my kid

There was a young maiden from Bath
Who wilfully trod her own path
With red and pink hair
And an angry stare
Clearly an embryo sociopath

If I had a million quid

There was a young maiden from Bath
Who wilfully trod her own path
With red and pink hair
And an angry stare

There was a young maiden from Bath
Who wilfully trod her own path
With red and pink hair

There was a young maiden from Bath
Who wilfully trod her own path

Its fangs are ferociously fierce
So skin it can easily pierce
Just a quick nip
On your leg or hip
You know it will all end in tears

There was a young maiden from Bath

Its fangs are ferociously fierce
So skin it can easily pierce
Just a quick nip
On your leg or hip

Its fangs are ferociously fierce
So skin it can easily pierce
Just a quick little nip

Its fangs are ferociously fierce
So skin it can easily pierce

My dad has just climbed up a ladder
Cripes! Can he get any madder
He’s wearing his slippers
Just finished his kippers
And now he's been bit by and adder.

It's fangs are ferociously fierce

My dad has just climbed up a ladder
Cripes! Can he get any madder
He’s wearing his slippers
Just finished his kippers

My dad has just climbed up a ladder
Cripes! Can he get any madder
He's wearing his slippers