Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee
Won't do it for free
Must hurry or agent will fire.

Think a new project would be best

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee
Won't do it for free

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one the book would be dire

I'm thinking of witing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat
But that's quite a leap
Just write it by hook or by crook

I know a ghost writer for hire

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat
But that's quite a leap

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook

It seems girls get all the work
Sometimes that causes lots of hurt
They're just better at it
Though don't earn a packet
While the boys sit by and smirk

I'm thinking of writing a book

It seems girls get all the work
sometimes that causes lots of hurt
they're just better at it
Though don’t earn a packet

It seems girls get all the work
sometimes that causes lots of hurt
they're just better at it

It seems that girls get all the work
Sometimes that causes lots of hurt

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too
And get very blue
Just can't rely on her brother

It seems that girls get all the work

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too
And get very blue

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother

My best friend is moving away
I'll miss her so much every day
We'll text a lot more
Our feelings outpour
'Coz we both have so much to say.

We'll travel to see each other

My best friend is moving away
I’ll miss her so much every day
We’ll text a lot more
Our feelings outpour

My best friend is moving away
I'll miss her so much every day
We'll text a lot more

My best friend is moving away
I’ll miss her so much every day

I'm thinking of getting a dog
But my brain is all in a fog
Alsatian or pug
On heartstrings they tug
I want one with whom I can jog

My best friend is moving away

I'm thinking of getting a dog
But my brain is all in a fog
Alsatian or pug
On heartstrings they tug

I'm thinking of getting a dog
But my brain is all in a fog
Alsatian or pug

I'm thinking of getting a dog
But my brain is all in a fog