Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel vexed
If I were in charge,
I would loom very large
and send Keir Starmer a text.

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel vexed
If I were in charge,
I would loom very large

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new
She rolled up her sleeves
And pruned all the leaves

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new
She rolled up her sleeves

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few
But they didnt stay true
I hope he is called Mr Dove.

I once knew a lady from Kew..

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few
But they didnt stay true

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me?
A picnic for two
We could try something new
And then we could go home for tea

I'm looking for someone to love

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me
A picnic for two
We could try something new!

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me
A picnic for two

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me?

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great
When out on a date
Then finish with champagne sipping

I'm rather romantic you see

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great
When out on a date

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping ?
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping !

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear
That’s bad, I’m a pear
So I really don't know what to do

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping?

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear
That’s bad, I’m a pear

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
'Twas a severe pain
Just after the main
So the dessert I just did without

Today I’m off swimming at two

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
'Twas a severe pain
Just after the main

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
‘Twas a severe pain

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric bout