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Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

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Magenta8 Fri 02-Jan-26 20:50:50

Following:

I once read the book Moby Dick
The story made me feel quite sick

crazyH Fri 24-Jul-26 19:24:34

I made enquiries of his maid
My lips are sealed, that’s all she said

Wyllow3 Fri 24-Jul-26 19:08:53

Well meanwhile I got a long text
From his seventh wife - I'd be the next!
She said give him a miss
He’ll just take the piss
Now this left me very perplexed

I made enquiries of his maid

Bellanonna Fri 24-Jul-26 18:57:40

Well meanwhile I got a long text
From his seventh wife - I'd be the next!
She said give him a miss
He’ll just take the piss

Bellanonna Fri 24-Jul-26 18:57:07

Well meanwhile I got a long text
From his seventh wife - I'd be the next!
She said give him a miss
He’ll just take the

Luckygirl3 Fri 24-Jul-26 18:54:57

Well meanwhile I got a long text
From his seventh wife - I'd be the next!
She said give him a miss

GoldenLady Fri 24-Jul-26 14:12:55

Well meanwhile I got a long text
From his seventh wife - I'd be the next!

Wyllow3 Fri 24-Jul-26 11:13:56

I was a bit rusty you see
It's been quite a few years for me
Well we got on great
And now I can’t wait
For time when it comes to be

Well meanwhile I got a long text

Bellanonna Fri 24-Jul-26 10:43:40

I was a bit rusty you see
It's been quite a few years for me
Well we got on great
And now I can’t wait

Wyllow3 Fri 24-Jul-26 09:56:38

I was a bit rusty you see
It's been quite a few years for me
Well we got on great

Luckygirl3 Fri 24-Jul-26 09:17:46

I was a bit rusty you see
It's been quite a few years for me

Wyllow3 Thu 23-Jul-26 22:28:42

I went back online for myself
Having found I was stuck on the shelf
I dolled myself up
Looking out for a tup
And it worked out well with the twelfth

I was a bit rusty you see

Luckygirl3 Thu 23-Jul-26 21:21:52

I went back online for myself
Having found I was stuck on the shelf
I dolled myself up
Looking out for a tup

hollysteers Thu 23-Jul-26 18:52:58

I went back online for myself
Having found I was stuck on the shelf
I dolled myself up

Luckygirl3 Thu 23-Jul-26 15:55:45

I went back online for myself
Having found I was stuck on the shelf

Wyllow3 Thu 23-Jul-26 14:24:07

🤣

Next door lived a bitter old maid
So sad she had never got laid!
So she went online
One of these could be mine!
My lovers attentions do fade.

I went back online for myself

Luckygirl3 Thu 23-Jul-26 13:22:55

Next door lived a bitter old maid
So sad she had never got laid!
So she went online
One of these could be mine!

henetha Thu 23-Jul-26 11:10:15

Next door lived a bitter old maid
So sad she had never got laid!
So she went online

Luckygirl3 Thu 23-Jul-26 09:32:42

Next door lived a bitter old maid
So sad she had never got laid!

hollysteers Thu 23-Jul-26 09:23:43

Our morals have gone all awry
But think- were they ever so high?
We’d hang out in bars
And soup up our cars
And go out with any old guy.

Next door lived a bitter old maid

Luckygirl3 Thu 23-Jul-26 09:04:14

Our morals have all gone awry
But think - were they ever so high?
We'd hang out in bars
And soup up our cars

SpinDriftCoastal Thu 23-Jul-26 07:53:21

Our morals have all gone awry
But think - were they ever so high?
We'd hang out in bars

Wyllow3 Thu 23-Jul-26 00:32:07

Our morals have all gone awry
But think - were they ever so high?

hollysteers Thu 23-Jul-26 00:04:50

My auntie arrived just to find him
She told him “You really are quite dim”
I want a divorce -
You’ll give one of course?
If not, name my new lover Jim.

Our morals have all gone awry

Bellanonna Wed 22-Jul-26 21:05:03

My Auntie arrived just to find him
She told him " you really are quite dim"
"I want a divorce -
You’ll give one of course?”

Wyllow3 Wed 22-Jul-26 20:41:37

My Auntie arrived just to find him
She told him " you really are quite dim"
"I want a divorce"