Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I enjoy walking my dog in the woods
We both wear raincoats with red hoods
No matter the time
Or even the clime
Whether rain, hail or shine

I enjoy a run every day

I enjoy walking my dog in the woods
We both wear raincoats with red hoods
No matter the time
Or even the clime

I enjoy walking my dog in the woods
We both wear raincoats with red hoods
That’s not very wise

Try again.

I enjoy walking my dog in the woods
We both wear raincoats with red hoods
No matter the time

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There once was a fellow called Fritz

Forgot the new line. Okay...

There was was a fellow called Fritz

I enjoy walking my dog in the woods
We both wear raincoats with red hoods

I enjoy walking my dog in the woods

I'll just have to find someone new
Who'll want to share my point of view
Try Ray the recluse
Although he's obtuse
But enjoys the old "*how do you do?*"

I'll just have to find someone new
Who'll want to share my point of view
Try Ray the recluse
Although he's obtuse

I'll just have to find someone new
Who'll want to share my point of view
Try Ray the recluse

I'll just have to find someone new
Who'll want to share my point of view

I've friends who don't seem to know me
They often pass by but don't see
I've tried shouting out
I'm going to pout
And they won't be invited for tea

I'll just have to find someone new

I've friends who don't seem to know me
They often pass by but don't see
I've tried shouting out
I'm going to pout

I've friends who don't seem to know me
They often pass by but don’t see
I've tried shouting out

I've friends who don't seem to know me
They often pass by but don’t see

It's a mystery where it will end
Somewhere warm would be a God send
Somewhere with a beach
And don't have to teach
Kids to swim, or at least pretend

I've friends who don't seem to know me

It's a mystery where it will end
Somewhere warm would be a god send
Somewhere there's a beach
And don't have to teach

It's a mystery where it will end
Somewhere warm would be a god send
Somewhere there's a beach

It's a mystery where it will end
Somewhere warm would be a god send

I'm off on a cruise to the south
With a new set of teeth in my mouth
My wig is brand new
My wooden leg too
It begins in the Port of Louth

It's a mystery where it will end

I'm off on a cruise to the south
With a new set of teeth in my mouth
My wig is brand new
My wooden leg too

I'm off on a cruise to the south
With a new set of teeth in my mouth
My wig is brand new

I’m off on a cruise to the south
With a new set of teeth in my mouth

My neighbour has five little boys
I sometimes can't cope with the noise
They scream and they shout
And throw things about
Seems the parents just nothing annoys

I’m off on a cruise to the south