Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

My Auntie arrived just to find him
She told him " you really are quite dim"

He got confused when he woke up
Still holding on to his cup
Quoth he “Where am I?”
Could be a pig sty!
"I really am well out of luck"

My Auntie arrived just to find him

He got confused when he woke up
Still holding on to his cup
Quoth he “Where am I?”
Could be a pig sty!

He got confused when he woke up
Still holding on to his cup
Quoth he 'Where am I?'

He got confused when he woke up
Still holding on to his cup

I had an old uncle who drank
Many pints he regularly sank
His favourite was ale
He rolled down the dale
Slept it off in a water tank

He got confused when he woke up

I had an old uncle who drank
Many pints he regularly sank
His favourite was ale
He rolled down the dale

I had an old uncle who drank
Many pints he regularly sank
His favourite was ale

I had an old uncle who drank
Many pints he regularly sank

I had an old uncle who drank
See, he used an old empty tank

But I turned then to their sisters
Whose feet were covered in blisters
But they found a cure
A ointment so pure
The company’s name was Listers.

I had an old uncle who drank

But I turned then to their sisters
Whose feet were covered in blisters
But they found a cure
An ointment so pure

But I turned then to their sisters
Whose feet were covered in blisters
But they found a cure

But I turned then to their sisters
Whose feet were covered in blisters

There were two brothers in Ealing
Who showed a great lack of feeling
They spat and were rude
And demanded more food
Definitely not appealing!

But I turned then to their sisters

There were two brothers in Ealing
Who showed a great lack of feeling
They spat and were rude
And demanded more food

There were two brothers in Ealing
Who showed a great lack of feeling
They spat and were rude

There were two brothers in Ealing
Who showed a great lack of feeling

I met a musician from Bonn
Very fond of his best baton
He waved it about
And tried not to shout
And before you knew it, was gone

There were two brothers in Ealing

I met a musician from Bonn
Very fond of his best baton
He waved it about
And tried not to shout

I met a musician from Bonn
Very fond of his best baton
He waved it about

I met a musician from Bonn
Very fond of his best baton

It’s then that I realise I’m dreaming
Half awake, look in vain for a meaning
A mountain bus stop
Out of bed I hop
And decide to get on with the cleaning

I met a musician from Bonn

It’s then that I realise I’m dreaming
Half awake, look in vain for a meaning
A mountain bus stop
Out of bed I hop

It's then that I realise I'm dreaming
Half awake, look in vain for a meaning
A mountain bus stop