New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked
I'm easily narked
And now my leg looks like a peg!

A bit of peace would be so nice

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked
I’m easily narked

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing one leg
My Caesar, he barked

One day I ate and Easter egg
As I was standing one leg

I ate an Easter egg
While standing on one leg

New start line Rocketstop ?

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free
Just do what you please
With the greatest of ease
As long as your fit as a flea.

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free
Just do what you please

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free

with Sounds of waves and smell of sea air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts
Wear had made of felts
And roam around without a care

It sounds like a good life to me

Sounds of waves and smell of sea air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts
Wear hat made of felts

Sounds of waves and smell of sea-air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts

Tomorrow I’ll walk on the beach
The pier I'm hoping to reach
If I let go your hand
I'll fall in the sand
So I will cling on like a leech

Sounds of waves and smell of sea-air
And all the fun of the fair

It's happy I'll be

Tomorrow I’ll walk on the beach
The pier I'm hoping to reach
If I let go your hand
I'll fall in the sand
So I will cling on like a leech

Sounds of waves and smell of sea-air

Tomorrow I’ll walk on the beach
The pier I'm hoping to reach
If I let go your hand
I'll fall in the sand

A pup would create a big mess
And I hate to clean, I confess
Kittens are cleaner
But can be meaner
From thoughts of a pup I digress.

Tomorrow I’ll walk on the beach

A pup would create a big mess
And I hate to clean, I confess
Kittens are cleaner
But can be meaner

A pup would create a big mess
And I hate to clean, I confess
Kittens are cleaner

A pup would create a big mess
And I hate to clean, I confess

My brother keeps such a long face
He's despaired of the whole human race
How to cheer him up?
Maybe buy him a pup!
But he has little room in his place.

A pup would create a big mess

My brother keeps such a long face
He's despaired of the whole human race
How to cheer him up?
Maybe buy him a pup!

My brother keeps such a long face
He's despaired of the human race
How to cheer him up?

My brother keeps such a long face
He's despaired of the human race

I do stick my head in the sand
And only read stuff that is bland
Don’t like anything dim
I keep my view dim
So view all about me as grand.

My brother keeps such a long face