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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

BrightandBreezy Tue 31-Mar-26 00:37:12

I do stick my head in the sand
And only read stuff that is bland
Don't like anything grim
I keep my view dim

Clawdy Mon 30-Mar-26 17:39:02

I do stick my head in the sand
And only read stuff that is bland
Don't like anything grim

Magenta8 Mon 30-Mar-26 10:57:26

I do stick my head in the sand
And only read stuff that is bland

hollysteers Sun 29-Mar-26 22:50:02

To start with the world was all fresh
Oh why did we make it a mess
Will it ever be right?
We can hope it might
I do have my doubts, I confess.

I do stick my head in the sand

MollyNew Sun 29-Mar-26 22:14:53

To start with the world was all fresh
Oh why did we make it a mess
Will it ever be right?
We can hope it might

Clawdy Sun 29-Mar-26 09:37:23

To start with the world was all fresh
Oh why did we make it a mess
Will it ever be right?

52bright Sun 29-Mar-26 00:03:13

To start with the world was all fresh
Oh why did we make it a mess

hollysteers Sat 28-Mar-26 09:05:14

Will humanity ever be sane?
Will peace and harmony remain?
Is it too much to hope?
Is the answer nope?
I pray for a newborn domain.

To start with the world was all fresh

Magenta8 Sat 28-Mar-26 08:27:12

Will humanity ever be sane?
Will peace and harmony remain?
It it too much to hope?
Is the answer nope?

pably15 Fri 27-Mar-26 23:51:38

Will humanity ever be sane?
Will peace and harmony remain
Is it too much to hope

crazyH Fri 27-Mar-26 22:25:37

Will humanity ever be sane?
Will peace and harmony remain?

GoldenLady Fri 27-Mar-26 20:56:18

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes me sad
I turn off the box
So I don't throw rocks
But sometimes I wish that I had.

Will humanity ever be sane?

52bright Fri 27-Mar-26 20:20:49

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes me sad
I turn off the box
So I don't throw rocks

hollysteers Thu 26-Mar-26 21:45:34

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes me sad
I turn off the box

52bright Thu 26-Mar-26 19:20:30

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes us sad

Magenta8 Thu 26-Mar-26 19:09:47

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch
Hearing Trump I'll ditch
And I'll try to stay off the booze

The world just seems to have gone mad

52bright Thu 26-Mar-26 18:38:36

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch
Hearing Trump I'll ditch

GoldenLady Thu 26-Mar-26 13:00:52

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch

hollysteers Thu 26-Mar-26 09:34:27

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues

Magenta8 Thu 26-Mar-26 08:51:07

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit's hutch
There's cheerier fare
For those who do care
To read about celebs and such

I need to stop seeing the news

52bright Wed 25-Mar-26 20:20:14

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit's hutch
There's cheerier fare
For those who do care

hollysteers Wed 25-Mar-26 16:14:12

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit’s hutch
There’s cheerier fare

SpinDriftCoastal Wed 25-Mar-26 15:28:58

The daily news is too much
It now line's my rabbit's hutch

GoldenLady Wed 25-Mar-26 15:19:10

A holiday would be so good
I’d get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights
No need to wear tights
If I could do that, then I would.

The daily news is too much

Crocus5 Wed 25-Mar-26 11:28:50

A holiday would be so good
I’d get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights
No need to wear tights