New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

A holiday would be so good
I'd get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights

A holiday would be so good
I'd get away soon as I could

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft king size bed
And a book I've not read
No worrying thoughts can loom!

A holiday would be so good

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft King size bed
And a book I've not read

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft King size bed

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I've nowhere to go
So feel a bit low
But I'm not yet depressed as such

I might just book a hotel room

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I've nowhere to go
So feel a bit low

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I’ve nowhere to go

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pales
And now we have gales
So a roofer I now must seek

I hope he doesn't cost too much

I’m really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pails
And now we have gales

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pails

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof , which sprung a leak

They'd better get out of my way
Or they'll surely be made to pay
So they should watch out
I'll fight, there's no doubt
And then it will be Judgement Day!

I'm really enjoying this week

They’d better get out of my way
Or they’ll surely be made to pay
So they should watch out
I’ll fight, there’s no doubt

They'd better get out of my way
Or they'll surely be made to pay
So they should watch out

They'd better get out of my way
Or they'll surely be made to pay

They'd better get out of my way
I’m telling you, it’s not my day

I'm normally timid and shy
Until somebody makes me cry,
Then my hackles rise
If they're telling me lies
And then the expletives will fly

They'd better get out of my way

I’m normally timid and shy
Until somebody makes me cry,
Then my hackles rise
If they're telling me lies

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Like a lion confined in a cage

I’m normally timid and shy
Until somebody makes me cry,
Then my hackles rise

I’m normally timid and shy
Until somebody makes me cry,

I can’t feel my toes anymore
They were there when I looked before
My skin has gone blue
It’s a kiddie pool, too!
I’m thinking of old sailors’ lore.

I’m normally timid and shy