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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

hollysteers Thu 12-Mar-26 14:43:40

That’s enough of the great outdoors
Not for me the wide open moors
Or the hills I can’t climb
As I did at one time

pably15 Thu 12-Mar-26 14:35:24

That's enough of the great outdoors
Not for me the wide open moors
Or the hills I can't climb

Magenta8 Thu 12-Mar-26 13:57:25

That's enough of the great outdoors
Not for me the wide open moors

GoldenLady Thu 12-Mar-26 13:52:48

However I just fell asleep
I woke with a fright and a leap
I heard a weird noise
Maybe my tortoise!?
No, only the baaing of sheep

That's enough of the great outdoors

Crocus5 Thu 12-Mar-26 13:29:38

However I just fell asleep
I woke with a fright and a leap
I heard a weird noise
Maybe my tortoise!?

Clawdy Wed 11-Mar-26 18:18:21

However I just fell asleep
I woke with a fright and a leap
I heard a weird noise

52bright Wed 11-Mar-26 17:56:26

However I just fell asleep
I woke with a fright and a leap

GoldenLady Wed 11-Mar-26 14:28:10

Sunshine and water and flowers
I'll sit by the brook for hours
A heavenly spot
Not too cold or hot
To develop my meditative powers

However, I just fell asleep

Magenta8 Wed 11-Mar-26 09:10:13

Sunshine and water and flowers
I'll sit by the brook for hours
A heavenly spot
Not too cold or hot

hollysteers Wed 11-Mar-26 09:03:52

Sunshine and water and flowers
I’ll sit by the brook for hours
A heavenly spot

crazyH Tue 10-Mar-26 13:11:06

Sunshine and water and flowers
I’ll sit by the brook for hours

GoldenLady Tue 10-Mar-26 13:01:55

I won’t need a really big case
I’ll take things at my own sweet pace
Summer clothes, a few
Books to read, will do
I'll be at my favorite place!

Sunshine and water and flowers

Crocus5 Tue 10-Mar-26 11:58:35

I won’t need a really big case
I’ll take things at my own sweet pace
Summer clothes, a few
Books to read, will do

Magenta8 Tue 10-Mar-26 11:13:24

I won't need a really big case
I'll take things at my own sweet pace
Summer clothes, a few

hollysteers Tue 10-Mar-26 08:39:30

I won’t need a really big case
I’ll take things at my own sweet pace

pably15 Mon 09-Mar-26 19:54:49

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change
My routine rearrange
I'll be off on my holidays soon

I won't need a really big case

Mollygo Mon 09-Mar-26 18:24:49

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change
My routine rearrange

hollysteers Mon 09-Mar-26 16:35:01

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change

crazyH Mon 09-Mar-26 16:12:13

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon

GoldenLady Mon 09-Mar-26 16:04:43

I'm cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw
To give a warm glow
Or even an big mug of tea

But summer will be coming soon

Magenta8 Mon 09-Mar-26 12:10:14

I'm cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw
To give a warm glow

Mollygo Mon 09-Mar-26 11:47:56

I’m cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw

henetha Mon 09-Mar-26 10:39:25

I’m cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,

hollysteers Mon 09-Mar-26 08:54:56

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips
Prawns with cheesy dips
To have these is my one dear wish.

I’m cold once again, oh poor me

Magenta8 Mon 09-Mar-26 06:56:33

Some people only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips
Prawns with cheesy dips