New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

That’s enough of the great outdoors
Not for me the wide open moors
Or the hills I can’t climb
As I did at one time

That's enough of the great outdoors
Not for me the wide open moors
Or the hills I can't climb

That's enough of the great outdoors
Not for me the wide open moors

However I just fell asleep
I woke with a fright and a leap
I heard a weird noise
Maybe my tortoise!?
No, only the baaing of sheep

That's enough of the great outdoors

However I just fell asleep
I woke with a fright and a leap
I heard a weird noise
Maybe my tortoise!?

However I just fell asleep
I woke with a fright and a leap
I heard a weird noise

However I just fell asleep
I woke with a fright and a leap

Sunshine and water and flowers
I'll sit by the brook for hours
A heavenly spot
Not too cold or hot
To develop my meditative powers

However, I just fell asleep

Sunshine and water and flowers
I'll sit by the brook for hours
A heavenly spot
Not too cold or hot

Sunshine and water and flowers
I’ll sit by the brook for hours
A heavenly spot

Sunshine and water and flowers
I’ll sit by the brook for hours

I won’t need a really big case
I’ll take things at my own sweet pace
Summer clothes, a few
Books to read, will do
I'll be at my favorite place!

Sunshine and water and flowers

I won’t need a really big case
I’ll take things at my own sweet pace
Summer clothes, a few
Books to read, will do

I won't need a really big case
I'll take things at my own sweet pace
Summer clothes, a few

I won’t need a really big case
I’ll take things at my own sweet pace

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change
My routine rearrange
I'll be off on my holidays soon

I won't need a really big case

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change
My routine rearrange

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon

I'm cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw
To give a warm glow
Or even an big mug of tea

But summer will be coming soon

I'm cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw
To give a warm glow

I’m cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw

I’m cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips
Prawns with cheesy dips
To have these is my one dear wish.

I’m cold once again, oh poor me

Some people only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips
Prawns with cheesy dips