New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg
Berries from a hedge
My body sure will not rue it.

Some people will only eat fish

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg
Berries from a hedge

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg

I plan to eat lots of nice fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals
Or two-for-one deals
Or meals cooked by microwave heating.

I plan to eat lots of fruit

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals
Or two-for-one deals

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals

I think I’ll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many
Or I'll be sucking a Rennie
And it can't be good for my health

I think I'll start healthy eating

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many
Or I'll be sucking a Rennie

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf

Just had a bag of Doritos
I ate them all with no vetoes
Not good for my waist
But quite a good taste
Tangy like stings from mosquitoes

I prefer Walkers crisps myself

Just had a bag of Doritos
I ate them all with no vetoes
Not good for my waist
But quite a good taste

Just had a bag of Doritos
I ate them all with no vetoes
Not good for my waist

Just had a bag of Doritos
I ate them all with no vetoes

Spring is certainly in the air
With crocus carpets everywhere
Here, it's just damp earth
No sunshine, no mirth
Better tomorrow, if I dare ?

Just had a bag of Doritos

Spring is certainly in the air
With crocus carpets everywhere
Here, it's just damp earth
No sunshine, no mirth

Spring is certainly in the air
With crocus carpets everywhere
Here, it’s just damp earth

Spring is certainly in the air
With crocus carpets everywhere

I’m dog sitting for my best friend
She’s one I don’t want to offend
But her dog is a pain
He raced down the lane
And then disappeared round the bend

Spring is certainly in the air

I'm dog sitting for my best friend
She's one I don't want to offend
But her dog is a pain
He raced down the lane

I’m dog sitting for my best friend
She’s one I don’t want to offend
But her dog is a pain