New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I’m dog sitting for my best friend
She’s one I don’t want to offend

She’s one I don’t want to offend

Meanwhile my mouse doesn't click
That certainly gives me the ick
It's all such a pain
I'm clicking in vain
I'd like to bash it with a brick

I'm dog sitting for my best friend

Meanwhile my mouse doesn't click
That certainly gives me the ick
It's all such a pain
I'm clicking in vain

Meanwhile my mouse doesn't click
That certainly gives me the ick
It's all such a pain

Meanwhile my mouse doesn’t click
That certainly gives me the ick

My grandmother slaved night and day
She sewed for very little pay
Grandpa never worked
He was such a Jerk
I don't know what caused her to stay.

Meanwhile, my mouse doesn't click

My grandmother slaved night and day
She sewed for very little pay
Grandpa never worked
He was such a Jerk

My grandmother slaved night and day
She sewed for very little pay
Grandpa never worked

My grandmother slaved night and day
She sewed for very little pay

My wireless mouse doesn’t work
It’s new so it really does irk
Try a bit of cheese
If that works’twill please
I’ve never been able to shirk.

My grandmother slaved night and day

My wireless mouse doesn't work
It's new so it really does irk
Try a bit of cheese
If that works 'twill please

My wireless mouse doesn't work
It's new so it really does irk
Try a bit of cheese

My wireless mouse doesn't work
It's new so it really does irk

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspense
But it didn't make sense
Until some weird mushrooms I ate.

My wireless mouse doesn't work

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspence
But it didn't make sense

I’m reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspense

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late

The world has gone mad now I see
Thing change between breakfast and tea
There's a war looming
But flowers are still blooming
I suppose what will be will be

I'm reading a book that is great

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea
There’s a war looming
But flowers still blooming

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea
There’s a war looming

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea

I’d stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best
No stresses no pain
Then fly up again
And all at my own sole behest.

The world has gone mad now I see

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best
No stresses no pain
Then fly up again

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best.
No stresses, no pain