New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best.

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below
With troubles I don't need to know
So I'd just wave them all bye bye

I'd stop where I wanted to rest

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below
With troubles I don't need to know

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That's cute, flowery, don't need a press
I'll banish my pants
Be calm with no rants
And probably still look a mess!

I wish I could fly in the sky

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That's cute, flowery, don't need a 'press'
I'll banish my pants
Be calm with no rants

I think I’ll buy a summer dress,
That’s cute, flowery, don’t need a ‘press’
I’ll banish my pants

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That’s cute , flowery, dont need a ‘press’

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks
And old-fashioned frocks
So elegant with a long mane

I think I'll buy a summer dress

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks
And old-fashioned frocks

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks

My hair has always been my bane
with frizz and curls no-one can tame

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook
Might make me famous
Then I’ll be the same as . . .
Jilly Cooper, with her tousled look

My hair has always been my bane

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook
Might make me famous
Then I’ll be the same as . . .

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook
Might make me famous

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook

Entitlement has its drawbacks
Wealth has its wrinkles and cracks
Best not to spoil them
Gifts given seldom
Get used well, alas and alack.

I'm thinking of writing a book

Entitlement has its drawbacks
Wealth has its wrinkles and cracks
Best not to spoil them
Gifts given seldom

Entitlement has its draw backs
Wealth has its wrinkles and cracks
Best not to spoil them

Entitlement has its draw backs
Wealth has its wrinkles and cracks

We honoured a Queen for so long
But her's son's behaviour is wrong
Are parents to blame?
For us, is it the same?
We tried and failed is our sad song

Entitlement has its draw backs

We honoured a Queen for so long
But her's son's behaviour's so wrong
Are parents to blame?
For us, is it the same?

We honoured a Queen for so long
But her's son's behaviour's so wrong
Are parents to blame?

We honoured a Queen for so long
But her's son's behaviour's so wrong