New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I'll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun
Brown as a bun
Bikini on next if I dare

I think that might scare passers by

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun
Brown as a bun

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare

I'm ready with my my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!
The midges won't raid
And neither will I see a gnat

I'll sit and bask in my deck chair

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!
The midges won’t raid

I’m ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun, then that will be that
It should be quite soon
Tomorrow by noon

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun, then that will be that
It should be quite soon

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that

It’s really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back
Vit D I do lack
For a long warm summer I pray.

I’m ready with my new sun hat

It's really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back
Vit D I do lack

It's really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back

Its really quite cold all today
Relax, it soon will be May

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice
It has such a lovely voice
Now, a blue striped life is just fine.

Its really quite cold all today

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice
It has such a lovely voice

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay
Sand and sparkling sea
Our own Riviera, hooray!

Blue stripes are my favourite design

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay
Sand and sparkling sea

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away

whoops things moving fast

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
And so will remain
As within it the curse it has grown

I feel like an outing next day

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
And so will remain

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
They have had it trained