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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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Magenta8 Wed 01-Apr-26 16:25:08

A pup would create a big mess
And I hate to clean, I confess
Kittens are cleaner

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hollysteers Wed 01-Apr-26 14:31:07

A pup would create a big mess
And I hate to clean, I confess

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Apr-26 14:29:04

My brother keeps such a long face
He's despaired of the whole human race
How to cheer him up?
Maybe buy him a pup!
But he has little room in his place.

A pup would create a big mess

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Clawdy Wed 01-Apr-26 10:01:41

My brother keeps such a long face
He's despaired of the whole human race
How to cheer him up?
Maybe buy him a pup!

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BrightandBreezy Tue 31-Mar-26 13:57:46

My brother keeps such a long face
He's despaired of the human race
How to cheer him up?

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Magenta8 Tue 31-Mar-26 10:29:49

My brother keeps such a long face
He's despaired of the human race

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hollysteers Tue 31-Mar-26 10:06:48

I do stick my head in the sand
And only read stuff that is bland
Don’t like anything dim
I keep my view dim
So view all about me as grand.

My brother keeps such a long face

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BrightandBreezy Tue 31-Mar-26 00:37:12

I do stick my head in the sand
And only read stuff that is bland
Don't like anything grim
I keep my view dim

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Clawdy Mon 30-Mar-26 17:39:02

I do stick my head in the sand
And only read stuff that is bland
Don't like anything grim

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Magenta8 Mon 30-Mar-26 10:57:26

I do stick my head in the sand
And only read stuff that is bland

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hollysteers Sun 29-Mar-26 22:50:02

To start with the world was all fresh
Oh why did we make it a mess
Will it ever be right?
We can hope it might
I do have my doubts, I confess.

I do stick my head in the sand

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MollyNew Sun 29-Mar-26 22:14:53

To start with the world was all fresh
Oh why did we make it a mess
Will it ever be right?
We can hope it might

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Clawdy Sun 29-Mar-26 09:37:23

To start with the world was all fresh
Oh why did we make it a mess
Will it ever be right?

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52bright Sun 29-Mar-26 00:03:13

To start with the world was all fresh
Oh why did we make it a mess

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hollysteers Sat 28-Mar-26 09:05:14

Will humanity ever be sane?
Will peace and harmony remain?
Is it too much to hope?
Is the answer nope?
I pray for a newborn domain.

To start with the world was all fresh

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Magenta8 Sat 28-Mar-26 08:27:12

Will humanity ever be sane?
Will peace and harmony remain?
It it too much to hope?
Is the answer nope?

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pably15 Fri 27-Mar-26 23:51:38

Will humanity ever be sane?
Will peace and harmony remain
Is it too much to hope

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crazyH Fri 27-Mar-26 22:25:37

Will humanity ever be sane?
Will peace and harmony remain?

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GoldenLady Fri 27-Mar-26 20:56:18

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes me sad
I turn off the box
So I don't throw rocks
But sometimes I wish that I had.

Will humanity ever be sane?

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52bright Fri 27-Mar-26 20:20:49

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes me sad
I turn off the box
So I don't throw rocks

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hollysteers Thu 26-Mar-26 21:45:34

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes me sad
I turn off the box

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52bright Thu 26-Mar-26 19:20:30

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes us sad

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Magenta8 Thu 26-Mar-26 19:09:47

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch
Hearing Trump I'll ditch
And I'll try to stay off the booze

The world just seems to have gone mad

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52bright Thu 26-Mar-26 18:38:36

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch
Hearing Trump I'll ditch

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GoldenLady Thu 26-Mar-26 13:00:52

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch

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