New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I turn the page

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share
She just doesn’t care

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share

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I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap
Though I think he really is Jenny's

Good job she is a good sport
And not a volatile sort

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I’ll sit on his lap
If old, I’ll feed him his Rennies.

So court me, you rich silver fox

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap
Though I think he really is Jenny's

Good job that she is a good sport

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap,

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong
But it doesn’t last long
I’ve sadly a list of failures.

I might try a man in civies

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong
But it doesn't last long

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I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
I like guys in blue

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I'm a good girl you see
That really is me
But I get frisky when I’m bored

I do have a penchant for sailors

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I'm a good girl you see
That really is me

I’ll not tell what happened on onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I’m a good girl you see

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I'll hide
Will be quite a ride
I'll keep quiet when I disembark

I'll not tell what happened onboard

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I'll hide
Will be quite a ride

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I’ll hide

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark

t's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise
No more Winter blues
Wonder what my old man will say

I’ll certainly keep him in the dark

t's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise
No more Winter blues