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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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Mollygo Wed 18-Feb-26 20:33:01

It's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise

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52bright Wed 18-Feb-26 19:46:02

It's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay

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Clawdy Wed 18-Feb-26 15:13:13

Fur baby's a phrase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee
And I might catch a flea!
Then it's owner would be overjoyed!

It's so cold and wet here today

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GoldenLady Wed 18-Feb-26 14:22:36

Fur baby's a phase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee
And I might catch a flea!

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Magenta8 Wed 18-Feb-26 08:48:28

Fur baby's a phase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee

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Mollygo Tue 17-Feb-26 21:30:54

Fur baby’s a phrase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed

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hollysteers Tue 17-Feb-26 21:05:51

I’ve just acquired a rescue cat
She promptly adopted my hat
Then she ripped it to shreds
And then moved to the beds
So now I’m surrounded by tat.

Fur baby’s a phrase I avoid

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GoldenLady Tue 17-Feb-26 15:55:02

I've just acquired a rescue cat,
She promptly adopted my hat,
Then she ripped it to shreds
And then moved to the beds

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Clawdy Tue 17-Feb-26 14:46:21

I've just acquired a rescue cat,
She promptly adopted my hat,
Then she ripped it to shreds

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Mollygo Tue 17-Feb-26 12:11:12
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I've just acquired a rescue cat
She promptly adopted my hat.

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Magenta8 Tue 17-Feb-26 08:39:27

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want
Posh handbags I'll flaunt
Show off all my designer gear

I've just acquired a rescue cat

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friendlygingercat Tue 17-Feb-26 02:28:44

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want
Posh handbags I'll flaunt

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crazyH Mon 16-Feb-26 21:42:17

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want

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Clawdy Mon 16-Feb-26 14:49:50

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care

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henetha Mon 16-Feb-26 12:33:17

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood
Let's throw worries into a bin.

I'd love to marry a millionaire

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Magenta8 Mon 16-Feb-26 10:41:37

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood

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hollysteers Mon 16-Feb-26 10:22:19

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You’ll feel so renewed

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Mon 16-Feb-26 02:13:10

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin

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crazyH Mon 16-Feb-26 00:32:01

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs
And pebbles, mottled and peach

Sea water is good for sore skin

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Sun 15-Feb-26 23:05:32

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs

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hollysteers Sat 14-Feb-26 15:01:42

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs

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GoldenLady Sat 14-Feb-26 14:57:21

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Sat 14-Feb-26 11:45:09

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures
Up hill and down dale

I love to walk on the beach

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Magenta8 Sat 14-Feb-26 10:42:53

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggles my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures

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crazyH Sat 14-Feb-26 09:52:40

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures

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