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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

Mollygo Wed 18-Feb-26 20:33:01

It's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise

52bright Wed 18-Feb-26 19:46:02

It's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay

Clawdy Wed 18-Feb-26 15:13:13

Fur baby's a phrase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee
And I might catch a flea!
Then it's owner would be overjoyed!

It's so cold and wet here today

GoldenLady Wed 18-Feb-26 14:22:36

Fur baby's a phase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee
And I might catch a flea!

Magenta8 Wed 18-Feb-26 08:48:28

Fur baby's a phase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee

Mollygo Tue 17-Feb-26 21:30:54

Fur baby’s a phrase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed

hollysteers Tue 17-Feb-26 21:05:51

I’ve just acquired a rescue cat
She promptly adopted my hat
Then she ripped it to shreds
And then moved to the beds
So now I’m surrounded by tat.

Fur baby’s a phrase I avoid

GoldenLady Tue 17-Feb-26 15:55:02

I've just acquired a rescue cat,
She promptly adopted my hat,
Then she ripped it to shreds
And then moved to the beds

Clawdy Tue 17-Feb-26 14:46:21

I've just acquired a rescue cat,
She promptly adopted my hat,
Then she ripped it to shreds

Mollygo Tue 17-Feb-26 12:11:12

I've just acquired a rescue cat
She promptly adopted my hat.

Magenta8 Tue 17-Feb-26 08:39:27

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want
Posh handbags I'll flaunt
Show off all my designer gear

I've just acquired a rescue cat

friendlygingercat Tue 17-Feb-26 02:28:44

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want
Posh handbags I'll flaunt

crazyH Mon 16-Feb-26 21:42:17

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want

Clawdy Mon 16-Feb-26 14:49:50

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care

henetha Mon 16-Feb-26 12:33:17

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood
Let's throw worries into a bin.

I'd love to marry a millionaire

Magenta8 Mon 16-Feb-26 10:41:37

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood

hollysteers Mon 16-Feb-26 10:22:19

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You’ll feel so renewed

TheSunRisesInTheEast Mon 16-Feb-26 02:13:10

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin

crazyH Mon 16-Feb-26 00:32:01

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs
And pebbles, mottled and peach

Sea water is good for sore skin

TheSunRisesInTheEast Sun 15-Feb-26 23:05:32

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs

hollysteers Sat 14-Feb-26 15:01:42

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs

GoldenLady Sat 14-Feb-26 14:57:21

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach

TheSunRisesInTheEast Sat 14-Feb-26 11:45:09

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures
Up hill and down dale

I love to walk on the beach

Magenta8 Sat 14-Feb-26 10:42:53

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggles my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures

crazyH Sat 14-Feb-26 09:52:40

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures