New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It's different for sure
Don't crash to the floor!
Or else you will end up not driving.

I'm off to a church jumble sale

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It’s different, for sure
Dont crash to the floor!

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It’s different, for sure

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don’t look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind
And improve your mind
What you sow, so shall you reap

I once tried indoor skydiving

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don’t look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind
And improve your mind

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don't look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don't look in the mirror and weep

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I'll end up a grumpy old maid
If I don't find a man
All lovers I'll ban
And I'll sit all alone in the shade

They say beauty is just skin deep

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I’ll end up a grumpy old maid
If I don’t find a man
All lovers I’ll ban

If I don't find a man

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I'll end up a grumpy old maid

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten
You can date lots of men
Before your ways become too set

I know that my looks will soon fade

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten
You can date lots of men

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should not have bought her that ring
She said, "Thanks, but no!"
Now pack up and go
And you can keep your cheap looking bling.

There was a young girl called Rose

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should not have bought her that ring
She said " Thanks, but no!"
Now pack up and go
I'm really enjoying my fling

Not ready to settle down yet

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should not have bought her that ring
She said, "Thanks, but no!"
Now pack up and go

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should never have bought her that ring
She said, "Thanks, but no!"

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should never have bought her that ring

A dog's having fun with a ball
She's ignoring her owner's call
She just wants to play
And run around all day
Then sleep in her bed in the hall

Hindsight is a wonderful thing

A dog's having fun with a ball
She's ignoring her owner's call
She just wants to play
And run around all day

A dog's having fun with a ball
She's ignoring her owner's call
She just wants to play