New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

A dog's having fun with a ball
She's ignoring her owner's call

But then a quick hair of the dog
Then off to the park for a jog
Watch her weave and sway
As she made her way
Aargh! She just tripped on a log

A dog's having fun with a ball

But then a quick hair of the dog
Then off to the park for a jog
Watch her weave and sway
As she made her way

But then a quick hair of the dog
Then off to the park for a jog
Watch her weave and sway

Then off to the park for a jog

Her aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy
In a short red skirt
And high heels that hurt
She’d wake in the morning, still woozy.

But then a quick hair of the dog

Her aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy
In a short red skirt
And high heels that hurt

Her aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy
In a short red skirt

Her Aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy
She loved her mad life

Her aunt Flora was a floozy
She'd be out all night on the boozy

But her smile would melt my heart
And with her, I’d never part
The happiest days
Developing ways
Hope she won’t become a tart 😂

Her aunt Flora was a floozy

But her smile would melt my heart
And with her, I’d never part
The happiest days
Developing ways

But her smile would melt my heart
And with her, I’d never part
The happiest days

But her smile would melt my heart
And with her , I'd never part

A baby I had suffered gripe
My parenting skills took a swipe
She cried night and day
From August to May
It really was not a good life

But her smile would melt any heart

A baby I had suffered gripe
My parenting skills took a swipe
She cried night and day
From August to May

A baby I had suffered gripe
My parenting skills took a swipe
She cried night and day

A baby I had suffered gripe

My parenting skills took a swipe

Then off on the ocean will sail
No letters or even email
Away from it all
And not a phone call
All efforts to find me will fail.

A baby I had suffered gripe

Then off on the ocean will sail
No letters or even email
Away from it all
And not a phone call

Then off on the ocean will sail
No letters or even email
Away from it all

Then off on the ocean will sail
No letters or even email

I hope this year's summer is hot
I'll be heading abroad if it's not
I'll drain my account
Of a large amount
And hire myself berth on a yacht

Then off on the ocean will sail

I hope this year's summer is hot
I'll be heading abroad if it's not
I'll drain my account
Of a large amount

I hope this year’s summer is hot
I’ll be heading abroad if it’s not
I’ll drain my account