New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change
My routine rearrange

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon
The clocks I must change

But summer will be coming soon
Nighttime will seem like afternoon

I'm cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw
To give a warm glow
Or even an big mug of tea

But summer will be coming soon

I'm cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw
To give a warm glow

I’m cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,
Or a big heated throw

I’m cold once again, oh poor me,
I need a good cuddle, or three,

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips
Prawns with cheesy dips
To have these is my one dear wish.

I’m cold once again, oh poor me

Some people only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips
Prawns with cheesy dips

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish
Seaside fish and chips

Some people will only eat fish
Baked salmon makes a lovely dish

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg
Berries from a hedge
My body sure will not rue it.

Some people will only eat fish

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg
Berries from a hedge

I plan to eat lots of fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it
Also lots of veg

I plan to eat lots of nice fruit
Kiwi, I think that will do it

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals
Or two-for-one deals
Or meals cooked by microwave heating.

I plan to eat lots of fruit

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals
Or two-for-one deals

I think I'll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating
No more processed meals

I think I’ll start healthy eating
And do my best with no cheating

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many
Or I'll be sucking a Rennie
And it can't be good for my health

I think I'll start healthy eating

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many
Or I'll be sucking a Rennie

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf
Mustn't eat too many

I prefer Walkers crisps myself
I have six more bags on the shelf

Just had a bag of Doritos
I ate them all with no vetoes
Not good for my waist
But quite a good taste
Tangy like stings from mosquitoes

I prefer Walkers crisps myself

Just had a bag of Doritos
I ate them all with no vetoes
Not good for my waist
But quite a good taste