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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

Magenta8 Wed 04-Feb-26 10:14:49

I once had a sweet little cat
Who was just a little bit fat

Clawdy Wed 04-Feb-26 08:11:10

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelled of manure
Oh my, what a state
No use to a mate
So he ran off and lived on the moor.

I once had a sweet little cat

hollysteers Tue 03-Feb-26 20:22:02

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure
Oh my, what a state
No use to a mate

pably15 Tue 03-Feb-26 18:24:26

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure
Oh my, what a state

Magenta8 Tue 03-Feb-26 18:15:00

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure

pably15 Tue 03-Feb-26 15:21:21

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash so he stank
But what could we do?
If he smelled of poo
And his hair was greasy and lank

He needed looked after for sure

friendlygingercat Tue 03-Feb-26 14:41:33

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank
But what could we do?
If he smalled of poo

Mollygo Tue 03-Feb-26 00:03:51

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank
But what could we do?

pably15 Mon 02-Feb-26 23:12:01

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank

hollysteers Mon 02-Feb-26 22:28:57

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see
I’m sure you’ll agree
The words that I’m speaking are wise.

I had an old uncle who drank

MollyNew Mon 02-Feb-26 19:47:57

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see
I'm sure you'll agree

Clawdy Mon 02-Feb-26 17:11:32

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see

crazyH Mon 02-Feb-26 00:37:54

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes

BrightandBreezy Mon 02-Feb-26 00:08:47

There's beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search
With lyrics amusing
And hard pews bruising
A good place to do some research

Some records will be a surprize

hollysteers Sun 01-Feb-26 17:49:37

There’s beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search
With lyrics amusing
And sometimes bemusing

52bright Sun 01-Feb-26 17:47:00

There's beautiful music in church
Some very fine tune if you search
With lyrics amusing
And hard pews bruising

GoldenLady Sun 01-Feb-26 16:02:08

There’s beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search
With lyrics amusing

friendlygingercat Sun 01-Feb-26 11:53:09

There’s beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search

nanna8 Sun 01-Feb-26 08:38:11

Close by there’s a church with two spires
The Vicar decided to hire
Somebody to clean
The bits in between
Pews that were used by the choirs

There’s beautiful music in church

Mollygo Sun 01-Feb-26 08:29:46

Close by there's a church with two spires
The Vicar decided to hire
Somebody to clean
The bits in between

Clawdy Sun 01-Feb-26 08:15:15

Close by there's a church with two spires
The Vicar decided to hire
Somebody to clean

crazyH Sun 01-Feb-26 01:50:37

Close by there’s a church with two spires
The Vicar decide to hire

hollysteers Sun 01-Feb-26 00:25:45

In the seaside town of Bude
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse
All caused by a crazy old dude.

Close by there’s a church with two spires

BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Feb-26 00:20:55

In the seaside town of Bude...
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse
With language becoming quite lewd

The Town Mayor tried to calm things down

crazyH Sat 31-Jan-26 23:48:57

In the seaside town of Bude...
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse