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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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Magenta8 Wed 04-Feb-26 10:14:49

I once had a sweet little cat
Who was just a little bit fat

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Clawdy Wed 04-Feb-26 08:11:10

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelled of manure
Oh my, what a state
No use to a mate
So he ran off and lived on the moor.

I once had a sweet little cat

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hollysteers Tue 03-Feb-26 20:22:02

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure
Oh my, what a state
No use to a mate

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pably15 Tue 03-Feb-26 18:24:26

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure
Oh my, what a state

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Magenta8 Tue 03-Feb-26 18:15:00

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure

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pably15 Tue 03-Feb-26 15:21:21

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash so he stank
But what could we do?
If he smelled of poo
And his hair was greasy and lank

He needed looked after for sure

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friendlygingercat Tue 03-Feb-26 14:41:33

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank
But what could we do?
If he smalled of poo

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Mollygo Tue 03-Feb-26 00:03:51

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank
But what could we do?

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pably15 Mon 02-Feb-26 23:12:01

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank

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hollysteers Mon 02-Feb-26 22:28:57

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see
I’m sure you’ll agree
The words that I’m speaking are wise.

I had an old uncle who drank

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MollyNew Mon 02-Feb-26 19:47:57

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see
I'm sure you'll agree

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Clawdy Mon 02-Feb-26 17:11:32

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see

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crazyH Mon 02-Feb-26 00:37:54

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes

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BrightandBreezy Mon 02-Feb-26 00:08:47

There's beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search
With lyrics amusing
And hard pews bruising
A good place to do some research

Some records will be a surprize

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hollysteers Sun 01-Feb-26 17:49:37

There’s beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search
With lyrics amusing
And sometimes bemusing

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52bright Sun 01-Feb-26 17:47:00

There's beautiful music in church
Some very fine tune if you search
With lyrics amusing
And hard pews bruising

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GoldenLady Sun 01-Feb-26 16:02:08

There’s beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search
With lyrics amusing

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friendlygingercat Sun 01-Feb-26 11:53:09

There’s beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search

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nanna8 Sun 01-Feb-26 08:38:11

Close by there’s a church with two spires
The Vicar decided to hire
Somebody to clean
The bits in between
Pews that were used by the choirs

There’s beautiful music in church

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Mollygo Sun 01-Feb-26 08:29:46

Close by there's a church with two spires
The Vicar decided to hire
Somebody to clean
The bits in between

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Clawdy Sun 01-Feb-26 08:15:15

Close by there's a church with two spires
The Vicar decided to hire
Somebody to clean

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crazyH Sun 01-Feb-26 01:50:37

Close by there’s a church with two spires
The Vicar decide to hire

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hollysteers Sun 01-Feb-26 00:25:45

In the seaside town of Bude
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse
All caused by a crazy old dude.

Close by there’s a church with two spires

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BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Feb-26 00:20:55

In the seaside town of Bude...
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse
With language becoming quite lewd

The Town Mayor tried to calm things down

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crazyH Sat 31-Jan-26 23:48:57

In the seaside town of Bude...
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse

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