New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I once spent a week in a tent
'Twas in the forests, near Kent
A romantic time
With weather sublime

I once spent a week in a tent
'Twas in the forests, near Kent
A romantic time

I once spent a week in a tent
‘Twas in the forests, near Kent

There once was a fellow from Fulham,
If he saw pretty girls he would pull ‘em!
He now lives in Gaol
Where inmates are male
In photos he’s looking quite sullen.

I once spent a week in a tent

There once was a fellow from Fulham
If he saw pretty girls he would pull 'em!
He now lives in Gaol
Where inmates are male

There once was a fellow from Fulham
If he saw pretty girls he would pull 'em!
He now lives in Gaol

There once was a fellow from Fulham
If he saw pretty girls he would pull 'em!

I’ll stay where it’s cold, damp and wet
Anywhere in Britain I’ll bet
Spring will soon be here
Our cold hearts to cheer
Or should I fly off in a jet?

There once was a fellow from Fulham

I’ll stay where it’s cold, damp and wet
Anywhere in Britain I’ll bet
Spring will soon be here
Our cold hearts to cheer

I'll stay where it's cold, damp and wet
Anywhere in Britain I'll bet
Spring will soon be here

I'll stay where it's cold, damp and wet
Anywhere in Britain I'll bet

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun
Rainy climates I shun.
The monsoons sound very scary

I’ll stay where its cold, damp and wet

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun
Rainy climates I shun
And I do like a swim in the sea

I also love a picnic

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun
Rainy climates I shun.

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun

An Eskimo I’d never be
For Greenland would never suit me

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush
I would scream -not hush
My aunt has slipped on ice twice.

An Eskimo I’d never be

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush
I would scream - not hush

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice

They’re predicting a monster snow storm
It means staying in -makes me yawn
I’m feeling quite trapped
My energy sapped
But at least I am cozy and warm

Soon there will be snow and ice

They’re predicting a monster snow storm
It means staying in -makes me yawn
I’m feeling quite trapped
My energy sapped

They're predicting a monster snow storm
It means staying in - makes me yawn
I'm feeling quite trapped

They're predicting a monster snowstorm
It means staying in - makes my yawn

Sorry, my last line for the previous limerick didn't go through.

We went to a match last Tuesday
It ended up being a blues day!
We just couldn’t score
As we did of yore
It turned out a "lots of boos" day.

They're predicting a monster snowstorm