New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Then go out and paint the town red
But then spend the next day in bed

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I have to turn the page
Sit down with a gin
Breathe out and then in
And lock the anger in a cage.

Then go out and paint the town red

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I have to turn the page
Sit down with a gin
Breathe out and then in

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I have to turn the page
Sit down with a gin

Sorry, I’ll try again……..

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share
She just doesn’t care
As long as she’s got her teapot.

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I have to turn the page

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share
Contd
She just doesn’t care
As long as she’s got her teapot.

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I turn the page

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I turn the page

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share
She just doesn’t care

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share

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I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap
Though I think he really is Jenny's

Good job she is a good sport
And not a volatile sort

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I’ll sit on his lap
If old, I’ll feed him his Rennies.

So court me, you rich silver fox

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap
Though I think he really is Jenny's

Good job that she is a good sport

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap,

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong
But it doesn’t last long
I’ve sadly a list of failures.

I might try a man in civies

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong
But it doesn't last long

Sorry, didn't see your post!

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
I like guys in blue

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I'm a good girl you see
That really is me
But I get frisky when I’m bored

I do have a penchant for sailors

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I'm a good girl you see
That really is me

I’ll not tell what happened on onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I’m a good girl you see

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed