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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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hollysteers Sun 18-Jan-26 21:13:36

When I looked round he was nowhere
He’d disappeared into thin air
Well, good riddance, I say
There’ll be more on the way

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pably15 Sun 18-Jan-26 20:17:09

When I looked round he was nowhere,
He'd disappeared into thin air
Well, good riddance, I say

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Ashcombe Sun 18-Jan-26 19:52:13

When I looked round he was nowhere,
He'd disappeared into thin air!

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crazyH Sun 18-Jan-26 18:13:20

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet
My pride incomplete
My romance will fail at this rate

When I looked round he was nowhere

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hollysteers Sun 18-Jan-26 18:00:31

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet
My pride incomplete

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GoldenLady Sun 18-Jan-26 15:28:14

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state
I got to my feet

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Mollygo Sun 18-Jan-26 15:00:22

My date thought it was really great
He laughed at my newly soiled state

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henetha Sun 18-Jan-26 12:00:07

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great
When out on a date
I got drunk and fell in the mud.

My date thought it was really great

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Jan-26 15:49:13

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great
When out on a date

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Magenta8 Sat 17-Jan-26 13:16:24

It's not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud
Naughty can be great

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hollysteers Sat 17-Jan-26 11:25:48

It’s not always fun being good
Like cows slowly eating the cud

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52bright Fri 16-Jan-26 22:34:37

Well who give a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I'm really quite bad
But I'm not at all sad
And of more truth, I'm on the brink.

It's not always fun being good

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Mollygo Fri 16-Jan-26 21:14:09

Well who gives a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I’m really quite bad
But I’m not at all sad

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crazyH Fri 16-Jan-26 19:41:06

Well who gives a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink
I’m really quite bad

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Magenta8 Fri 16-Jan-26 18:43:01

Well who gives a toss what they think?
OK, so I smoke, swear and drink

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hollysteers Fri 16-Jan-26 18:26:56

I neither smoke, drink, or swear
But you just said “Hell” pretty clear
You said bugger too
Now, that gives us a clue
You are not a sweet prim old dear.

Well who gives a toss what they think?

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pably15 Fri 16-Jan-26 18:13:05

I neither, smoke, drink, or swear
But you just said "Hell" pretty clear
You said bugger too
Now, that gives us a clue

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Magenta8 Fri 16-Jan-26 16:15:49

I neither, smoke, nor drink or swear
But you just said "Hell" pretty clear
You said bugger too

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Jan-26 15:18:33

I neither smoke, nor drink or swear
But you just said "Hell" pretty clear! [hmmm]

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crazyH Fri 16-Jan-26 14:47:48

I'm perfectly fine by myself
Have fun and don't feel on the shelf
I do as I please,
If no-one agrees,
They can just bugger off to hell

I neither smoke, nor drink or swear

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henetha Fri 16-Jan-26 11:10:30

I'm perfectly fine by myself
Have fun and don't feel on the shelf
I do as I please,
If no-one agrees,

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Magenta8 Fri 16-Jan-26 07:34:52

I'm perfectly fine by myself
Have fun and don't feel on the shelf
I do as I please

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BrightandBreezy Thu 15-Jan-26 23:59:22

I'm perfectly fine by myself
Have fun and don't feel on the shelf

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hollysteers Thu 15-Jan-26 19:00:58

A delicate snowflake I’m not
I’m reckoned to be rather hot
I am quite a catch
No man is my match
But for love I give not a jot.

I’m perfectly fine by myself

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friendlygingercat Thu 15-Jan-26 18:12:40

A delicate snowflake I'm not
I'm reckoned to be rather hot
I am quite a catch
No man is my match

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