New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I'll hide
Will be quite a ride
I'll keep quiet when I disembark

I'll not tell what happened onboard

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I'll hide
Will be quite a ride

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I’ll hide

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark

t's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise
No more Winter blues
Wonder what my old man will say

I’ll certainly keep him in the dark

t's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise
No more Winter blues

It's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise

It's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay

Fur baby's a phrase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee
And I might catch a flea!
Then it's owner would be overjoyed!

It's so cold and wet here today

Fur baby's a phase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee
And I might catch a flea!

Fur baby's a phase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee

Fur baby’s a phrase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed

I’ve just acquired a rescue cat
She promptly adopted my hat
Then she ripped it to shreds
And then moved to the beds
So now I’m surrounded by tat.

Fur baby’s a phrase I avoid

I've just acquired a rescue cat,
She promptly adopted my hat,
Then she ripped it to shreds
And then moved to the beds

I've just acquired a rescue cat,
She promptly adopted my hat,
Then she ripped it to shreds

I've just acquired a rescue cat
She promptly adopted my hat.

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want
Posh handbags I'll flaunt
Show off all my designer gear

I've just acquired a rescue cat

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want
Posh handbags I'll flaunt

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood
Let's throw worries into a bin.

I'd love to marry a millionaire

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You’ll feel so renewed

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs
And pebbles, mottled and peach

Sea water is good for sore skin