New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

In the seaside town of Bude
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse
All caused by a crazy old dude.

Close by there’s a church with two spires

In the seaside town of Bude...
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse
With language becoming quite lewd

The Town Mayor tried to calm things down

In the seaside town of Bude...
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls
And locals raced pulse

In the seaside town of Bude...
There developed a serious feud
Twixt tourists and gulls

In the seaside town of Bude...
There developed a serious feud

As I bathe under hot sunny skies
I hear bird song, lovely surprise!
What a wonderful dream
It’s quite real, it seems
As the temperatures comfortably rise.

In the seaside town of Bude...

As I bathe under hot sunny skies
I hear bird song, lovely surprise!
What a wonderful dream
It’s quite real, it seems

As I bathe under hot sunny skies
I hear bird song, lovely surprise!
What a wonderful dream

As I bathe under hot sunny skies
I hear bird song, lovely surprise!

Under the snow lies the spring
And then my forlorn soul will sing
The garden will bloom
With bright flowery plumes
Then hot sunny days will begin

As I bathe under hot sunny skies

Under the snow lies the Spring
And then my forlorn soul will sing
The garden will bloom
With bright flowery plumes
And my boyfriend might buy a ring.

I might not want to marry yet

Under the snow lies the spring
And then my forlorn soul will sing
The garden will bloom
With bright flowery plumes

Under the snow lies the spring
And then my forlorn soul will sing
The garden will bloom

Under the snow lies the spring
And then my forlorn soul will sing

Not long till the daffodils bloom
Instead of this wet dreary gloom,
Evenings are lighter
Kids seem brighter
And the skies lose their message of doom

Under the snow lies the spring

Not long till the daffodils bloom
Instead of this wet dreary gloom,
Evenings are lighter
Kids seem brighter

Not long till the daffodils bloom
Instead of this wet dreary gloom,
Evenings are lighter

Not long till the daffodils bloom
Instead of this wet dreary gloom,

I’m cold wet and covered in mud
But the flowers are all in bud
The cashmere has dried
At least on the outside
With cashmere, it’s never a dud.

Not long till the daffodils bloom

I'm cold wet and covered in mud,
But the flowers are all in bud
The cashmere has dried
At least on the outside
I no longer feel like a dud

I now need something fun to do

I'm cold wet and covered in mud,
But the flowers are all in bud
The cashmere has dried
At least on the outside

Im cold wet and covered in mud
but the flowers are all in bud
The cashmere has dried

Im cold wet and covered in mud
but the flowers are all in bud

My companion, a very good sport
Loaned me his new cashmere coat
The wind had a bite
And blew through the night
So I ended up in a moat

Im cold, wet and covered in mud

My companion, a very good sport
Loaned me his new cashmere coat
The wind had a bite
And blew through the night