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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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hollysteers Thu 15-Jan-26 19:00:58

A delicate snowflake I’m not
I’m reckoned to be rather hot
I am quite a catch
No man is my match
But for love I give not a jot.

I’m perfectly fine by myself

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friendlygingercat Thu 15-Jan-26 18:12:40

A delicate snowflake I'm not
I'm reckoned to be rather hot
I am quite a catch
No man is my match

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MollyNew Thu 15-Jan-26 16:14:24

A delicate snowflake I'm not
I'm reckoned to be rather hot
I am quite a catch

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Ashcombe Thu 15-Jan-26 14:34:25

A delicate snowflake I'm not
I'm reckoned to be rather hot

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Jan-26 14:14:58

I doubt if he’ll try that again
I’m well up to dealing with men
My muscles are large
I’ve worked on a barge
And once in an animal pen

A delicate snowflake I'm not

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hollysteers Thu 15-Jan-26 00:10:47

I doubt if he’ll try that again
I’m well up to dealing with men
My muscles are large
I’ve worked on a barge

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crazyH Wed 14-Jan-26 21:35:57

I doubt if he'll try that again
I'm well up to dealing with men
My muscles are large

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Magenta8 Wed 14-Jan-26 19:32:11

I doubt if he'll try that again
I'm well up to dealing with men

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Mollygo Wed 14-Jan-26 15:07:35

He peered through the curtain last week
That was really amazing cheek
So I punched him hard
I’m always on guard
My punch made him seriously leak!

I doubt if he’ll try that again

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hollysteers Wed 14-Jan-26 12:35:21

He peered through the curtain last week
That was really amazing cheek
So I punched him hard
I’m always on guard

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henetha Wed 14-Jan-26 10:36:13

He peered through the curtain last week
That was really amazing cheek
So I punched him hard

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52bright Wed 14-Jan-26 01:59:53

He peered through the curtain last week
That was really amazing cheek

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friendlygingercat Wed 14-Jan-26 00:11:47

I need a new window cleaner
And make him hopefully keener
The last one I had
Was a bit of a lad
Always quite drunk and a leaner

He peered through the curtain last week

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Ashcombe Tue 13-Jan-26 21:17:28

I need a new window cleaner
And make him hopefully keener
The last one I had
Was a bit of a lad

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Magenta8 Tue 13-Jan-26 19:58:19

I need a new window cleaner
And make him hopefully keener
The last one I had

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hollysteers Tue 13-Jan-26 18:21:11

I need a new window cleaner
And make him hopefully keener

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GoldenLady Tue 13-Jan-26 14:27:36

We're always allowed change of mind
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart
Can stay or can part
But always I try to be kind

I need a new window cleaner

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52bright Mon 12-Jan-26 23:21:02

We're always allowed change of mind
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart
Can stay or can part

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friendlygingercat Mon 12-Jan-26 14:07:32

We're always allowed change of mid
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart

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Magenta8 Sun 11-Jan-26 10:10:55

We're always allowed change of mid
Our prejudices need not bind

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hollysteers Sun 11-Jan-26 09:59:22

I don’t want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like them mature
A cougar maybe?
So we could break free
My celibacy he might cure.

We’re always allowed change of mind

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friendlygingercat Sun 11-Jan-26 02:04:39

I don't want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like the mature
A cougar maybe?
So we could break free

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52bright Sat 10-Jan-26 19:59:35

I don't want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like the mature
A cougar maybe?

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hollysteers Sat 10-Jan-26 17:19:21

I don’t want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like them mature

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Magenta8 Sat 10-Jan-26 14:15:34

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal
I wand to be cared for
For loving, prepared for
A man who'll be kind and a pal

I don't want a toy boy for sure

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