New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

We're always allowed change of mind
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart
Can stay or can part
But always I try to be kind

I need a new window cleaner

We're always allowed change of mind
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart
Can stay or can part

We're always allowed change of mid
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart

We're always allowed change of mid
Our prejudices need not bind

I don’t want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like them mature
A cougar maybe?
So we could break free
My celibacy he might cure.

We’re always allowed change of mind

I don't want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like the mature
A cougar maybe?
So we could break free

I don't want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like the mature
A cougar maybe?

I don’t want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like them mature

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal
I wand to be cared for
For loving, prepared for
A man who'll be kind and a pal

I don't want a toy boy for sure

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,
I want to be cared for
For loving, prepared for

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,
I want to be cared for

I could be a wild femme fatale,
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses
Empty promises
But knowing that soon he’ll be ditched.

I could be a wild femme fatale

Or find a young man who is rich
If you're a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses
Empty promises

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch

I wish I could afford good food
Not just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way
Find good job with good pay
And buy the very best that I could

Or find a young man who is rich

I wish I could afford good food
Nott just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way
Find job with good pay

I wish I could afford good food
Not just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way

I wish I could afford good food
No just cheaper stuff that is stewed

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsey is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain
But somehow we're on the same page

I wish I could afford good food

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain!
I’m a good cook, and a wise sage

I once wrote a Victorian Saga

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain!

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age